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The 9.9 KISW. We returned to the men's room with miles and thrills.

I'll look out here. A couple of pocket downloads.

Let's see here. While I'm parting after a concert,

one man used her ex-girlfriend pocket dialed him while he was in the drive-through of McDonald's.

All right. He overheard her telling her friends that she, in fact, had cheated on him that night.

Oh, damn. He didn't answer the call and had the whole conversation recorded as a voicemail.

He kept the message and never told her that he knew because he wanted to see if she would

eventually confess. Well, she never confessed. He then played her the message. She proceeded to deny it

and said it was a joke. He dumped her that night. And one more here. Let's see here.

Calling in sick. After making some pretty poor party choices for the 4th of July,

one man completely lost track of time, ended up drinking until 730 the morning.

Jesus. It was safe to say. Oh, it was a woman. She was not sober enough to be a work in 30 minutes.

So she called her boss letting them know she was not feeling well and was not going to make it into

work that day. She then proceeded to tell her friends about her annex from the night before.

Well, later she noticed that her phone called her boss again, but this time left a message,

which believed was about her drinking and drunken band banning. Next morning, when she went to work,

her boss said to her, it's okay. I was 23 years old once. At least she's cool. Don't worry about it.

All right. When did technology do you dirty 206 803 rock? Got a couple more auto correct texts

since I once had an auto correct to my wife that went from, hey, almost done with laundry to almost

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