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As we jump right in the birthday's only gentleman and Ted.

Today is my son Parker's ninth birthday.

We would love to celebrate it with the longest fart that you are

legally allowed to play coach Ted with some wisdom on swimming and you guys

talking all over yourselves about which is better chicken nuggets or chicken strips.

We love you little bear that from mom and from dad. Coach Ted you have some wisdom on swimming.

Yeah, I'm guessing maybe he's still learning a little bit or getting used to it.

Number one, don't be afraid of the water, all right? A lot of times the water is going to help you.

So if you're afraid of jumping in the deep end, calm down, you're going to bounce back up.

Now second of all, remember, treading water.

You're nine.

You can ride a bike through the same motion, underwater.

Other than that, I mean, you know, just have a, a you know you should know water is serious

business but don't be scared and try to keep your calm don't panic that's how people

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