On the right side

I got to be on the right side

I got to be on the right side

I spend my paycheck on my blue boots

that's okay and now I've got to me

on the right side There's one special man who's been a

There's one special man who's been a friend for over a decade.

I once saw him dance under bisexual lighting while talking about an orgy.

I've also seen him complete a law degree, have a sandwich named after him, run a stand-up

show in Brooklyn, eat raw chicken out of a crock pot, and become a wonderful husband and father.

Please welcome one of the hosts of Foreign Report and fraudsters, Sina Guznavi.

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What is bisexual lighting? It's when it's like blueish-pinkish. You had it up. It was in your apartment in Brooklyn, and I remember you had this hat on, and you're like, I'm going to an orgy tonight. And you're like, you gripped it, and you were like dancing around, and I was like, Sita. We need a super cut of every time Amber tells the story because it changes every time.

No.

There's little details. Yeah. The lighting, though, was... The lighting is always... It was very promiscuous lighting. I don't know it was bisexual, but it was definitely promiscuous. I'm not going to argue with you on that one. and you had this nice apartment in Brooklyn with this nice furniture

and you were like,

yeah,

we're all getting all up on this furniture.

And like, yeah, we're all getting all up on this furniture and like doing doggy. And I was like, you get your butthole beaten up. And you're like, yeah. Oh, my God. That's wild. You know, I have that table. That table's in my backyard now. Yeah, yeah. What is I? Julie's re-lackered it, so I think all the sins are off of it. It's pretty deep. Yeah, yeah. She got in there, she sanded it down, you know, and then relaccared it. So now it's covered in soot and could have sold that dust on the street. There you go.

Tell us about the sandwich that's named after you. So it's not a sandwich. It was called the scene. It was a breakfast item. Breakfast. Where is this? What's going on? The old Dean Street. Oh, that's right. Dean Street. So I went there all the time and they had biscuits and gravy there. and every weekend pre-children.

Oh, God, I'm going to tear up thinking about how free my weekends were before there all the time and they had biscuits and gravy there and every weekend pre-children,

oh God, I'm going to tear up thinking about how free my weekends were before kids.

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