See You In Purgatory w/ Chris Distefano

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Tour Tickets: https://badfriendspod.com Thank you to our Sponsors: BetterHelp, Shipstation, HelloFresh, & Morgan & Morgan. • This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/badfriends and get on your way to being your best self. • Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/badfriends. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! • Go to https://www.HelloFresh.com/badfriends60 and use code badfriends60 for 60% off plus free shipping! • If you’re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. For more information go to https://www.forthepeople.com/badfriends or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com More Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos: @chrisdcomedy Hey Babe: https://youtube.com/nopreshnetwork Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Tickets and More: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com 0:00 Get Your Tix 1:19 Andrew is back! 4:15 Chris Fails Hogwarts Test 11:15 Surprise Size 18:05 Carlos Replaces Fancy 25:30 Christories: Japanese History 35:00 Comedy Rejections vs Women Rejections 43:40 Betrayal 53:05 Carlos Laughs at the Wrong Time 57:30 Purgatory Fist Bump 1:10:10 Chris' Radio City Special More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Juicy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/?hl=en More Rudy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendrudy More Fancy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1 More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: 7EQUIS https://www.7equis.net/ Podcast Producers: Andrés Rosende & Pete Forthun This video contains paid promotion. #bobbylee #andrewsantino #badfriends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey bad friends, we are on tour. We keep adding cities as we go. People like come here, come here, come here.
0:07.0	We're trying, we're figuring it out. But go to badfriendspod.com. Badfriendspod.com to get those tickets.
0:12.4	We're going to be all over the country, baby. Adding cities as we go. Go to badfriendspod.com.
0:18.6	Grab them tickets to see your boys on the road. Are we ready? Yeah. Are we greenlit?
0:25.7	Okay.
0:26.0	Okay. I need to set my stuff up, man. I need to look good. Here it is. Oh, you look good.
0:31.2	The look look how fat I am. No, but but it's it's it's it's um it's I look like a dumpling from
0:36.2	Chinatown. Yeah. No, you look no. It to me right now looking at this. Yeah, look at it. Look at it.
0:41.8	See what it looks like. See? Yeah, right there. Yeah, you look like um Buddha. Happy Buddha.
0:49.4	No, but you look like you're enjoying life. You look like you're having a good time on this planet.
0:52.8	I wouldn't say you're necessarily fat at all. I would say I would say you look like
0:58.0	you probably have about 18 months left. Okay. Yeah, that's rude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you really?
1:04.4	You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots.
1:08.2	Like David and Adrian. YouTube are disgusting.
1:13.4	I love you two or something. You're bad friends. Yeah, I mean, because I'm filling in percentine,
1:18.4	you know, I thought I want to look like him. Okay, good, good.
1:21.7	I got just, you know, because I know he's in Australia now and who knows what?
1:28.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't because I want the people at home to, you know, not think that he's
1:33.3	being replaced or anything. I want them to think that it's him. So I'm,
1:35.6	I mean, you still have the bigger deck than Andrew. You think of a bigger than Andrew.
1:39.2	Oh my god. His is so small. He does have a little red. Yeah, it's like a pale. It's like one of
1:45.1	those worms that he would see on the moon. Right, right? Because it's like it gets no sun and there's
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