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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Tour Tickets: https://badfriendspod.com Thank you to our Sponsors: DoorDash https://www.doordash.com code: BAD2023 & ButcherBox https://www.butcherbox.com/BADFRIENDS & Vroom https://vroom.com & Morgan & Morgan https://www.forthepeople.com/badfriends or #529 - from your cell YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com 0:00 Tour Dates 1:50 Glory Boy is Back 10:05 Mozart Has Game 17:45 Bobby Makes Money with his Looks 24:18 What's Your Number? 32:00 Vegas Stories & Best Thai in Las Vegas 38:50 Film Families: From Coppola to Olsen 49:30 Fancy is Hollywood 58:07 Signs is the Best / Worst Premise Ever... Water?!! More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Juicy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/?hl=en More Rudy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendrudy More Fancy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1 More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: 7EQUIS https://www.7equis.net/ Podcast Producers: Andrés Rosende & Pete Forthun This video contains paid promotion. #bobbylee #andrewsantino #badfriends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, what up, bad friends? I'm still here down on the night. I'm an Australia, but I'm back
0:05.0	soon and me and Bobby are on tour. Come see the bad friends. We're doing 30 plus cities.
0:09.2	We're adding cities. We're adding shows. I'm so excited to come see you guys. And me
0:14.0	and Bobito finally will be back together again. Uh, yellow and orange back together again.
0:22.3	Go to bad friends pod.com bad friends pod.com. That's what you can see all the dates and all
0:27.0	the cities that we're going to plus we're adding cities and adding shows. So stay tuned
0:30.8	and thank you for being a bad friend. You two are bad friends. You're these two idiots.
0:35.5	I did. I did. You two are disgusting. I'll you two or something bad friends. Yeah, I could
0:45.0	not do it him. What is glory of stories last night kept me up. I was so sick. I could not
0:50.6	sleep because I was thinking about his going. You know what's so funny? What? He asked me
0:54.6	after the episode. He's like, was that too much? What are you talking? Of course. Yeah.
1:00.6	That's way too much. It was perfect for the show. Yeah. Yeah. We needed to learn that
1:04.7	you were an exploratory guy who is very of, um, uh, easily manipulated. Yeah. And also
1:13.2	naive. Nive. Hey, hey, naive. And you trick yourself, you trick yourself into thinking
1:21.4	that it might not be a guy behind whole number one and two. What? I don't plan on going
1:26.0	back like in a couple of weeks. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I think you
1:30.0	don't. That's what we won't go one time. Never. You'll never go. I promise. Guess what?
1:35.0	I'll let you know. All right. Would you ever go? Can I say something? What? I love you.
1:39.1	So I love you. I love you. Now what is wrong with you? I love you. I'm honestly going to
1:43.1	miss you. I miss. I'm missing you in my heart. I'm so sick right now. Anyway, um, thank you.
1:46.4	And I love you. And I love you more than I think I've ever loved. I love you more than
1:49.0	anything other. I'm gonna. Should we just say something to her right now? Bitch.
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