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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes love not-so-subtle LeBron, and offer three splashy landing spots for the disgruntled 40 year old. The Milwaukee Bucks have reached Defcon 1 in their quest to keep Giannis happy, mortgaging their future yet again by waiving and stretching Damian Lillard in order to sign Myles Turner. We break the code on the mysterious Malik Beasley situation that snuck into the news cycle on Sunday and cost the free agent a massive payday. Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bballilluminati⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Rated T for Teen.
0:02.0	Each year, thousands of adults lose their shred.
0:05.0	It's an epidemic simply known as shred loss, but it doesn't have to be this way.
0:09.0	Because rekindling your shred is as easy as playing the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4.
0:14.0	With new parks, cross-platform multiplayer, and sick new game modes,
0:19.0	we can put an end to shred loss everywhere.
0:22.3	Hit the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 and show the world that the shred's not dead.
0:26.4	Pre-order Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 and play the foundry demo.
0:30.0	I'm going to do my best Rich Paul impression.
0:32.4	What does that mean?
0:33.2	You're going to stand next to Yon Hanson in the crowd?
0:35.7	Can you say I'm not already doing that?
0:37.8	Right out of frame.
0:38.7	You don't know that.
0:39.4	Tilt the camera over to the right.
0:41.2	You'll see Yong Hanson.
0:42.7	Just up.
0:44.5	Yeah.
0:45.1	To the right and up.
0:46.5	Quote, LeBron wants to compete for a championship.
0:49.9	He knows the Lakers are building for the future.
0:52.2	He understands that.
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