Seducing Taylor Swift | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 204

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom and Bert kick off the episode with their recent interactions with musicians. Bert saw Metallica and Tom's been talking with Oliver Anthony. They go on to talk about some of the biggest names in music: Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, and James Hetfield. Bert has a revelation about donating to GoFundMe. Tom and Bert switch lanes into a little sports talk, then baller foods. They wrap up the episode with a huge announcement.

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0:00.0	This week on two bears one cave. It's awesome because I can dump loads in it without any worry and anyone I'm saying that's just her
0:08.0	Baby hurt people hurt people put that on a shirt
0:23.2	Hey, welcome to the program two bears one cave. I'm Tom. He's Bert
0:28.7	You went to Metallica last night
0:31.1	fucking
0:32.3	four men
0:34.1	played for 70,000 people
0:37.3	as if
0:38.9	It was in their backyard really four men four fucking men. I they reposted that I was high as
0:45.8	You reposted they reposted they reposted me three times Metallica put repost to me three times dude
0:50.6	I picked up Isla for school. This is a badass video. Yeah, have you seen it? Have you seen my stories yesterday?
0:56.0	I picked I had to go take Isla school. I go get a coffee in the morning. I'm a pretty present dad these days. Uh-huh. It's amazing
1:02.6	George got fucked
1:07.9	I wonder why we had so many problems with she was an ice-cool
1:16.8	But I'm a pretty present dad so I go in the mornings and get Isla coffee
1:21.2	What's her coffee drink is it crazy?
1:23.2	Dirty matcha
1:25.2	It's a matcha with a shot of espresso in it. Okay, and so
1:28.7	So I get I love coffee. I get Leanne or coffee we have Stacy might for something's burning was spending the night
1:34.1	I got her coffee. I then
1:37.6	I then we're getting ready for Metallica. It's so cool to have a plan. That's what I mean. I'm being dead serious when I say if
1:43.3	you
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