Sedition: Impossible

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week, Donald Trump wings it as our lame duck president, before going hog wild on the press. Marjorie Taylor Green quits MAGA cold turkey, and Congress finally sinks its teeth into the the Epstein files. Hayley Kiyoko, Timothy Simons, and Pat Regan bite off more than they can chew ahead of Thanksgiving dinner, as Lovett helps our audience members spice things up, and we all get our cake and eat it too with a spin of the Gratitude Wheel.

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0:00.0	Love it or Leave it is brought to you by AG1.
0:02.4	It's the holiday season.
0:04.3	And you know what that means.
0:05.6	Your routines are all f***ed up.
0:10.0	Because you're, you know, you're waking up to make turkeys, trim trees and turkeys.
0:16.4	Isn't it interesting you trim them both?
0:18.2	I never thought of that.
0:20.2	Well, A.G.
0:20.7	I'll let you stay one scoop ahead
0:22.5	so that you're getting all your healthy things. Yep, it's busy. You know, you got to wrap gifts,
0:30.7	got to buy people candles and hats. You're going to be in a crowded airport, so you better
0:35.9	take AG1 so you get antioxidants and
0:38.4	probiotics and functional mushrooms, not my favorite kind, but part of a healthy diet, I suppose.
0:44.2	It's dark out, so you get your superfoods.
0:47.3	You're going to have a lot of holiday meals.
0:49.2	You eat like shit.
0:50.5	So get your micronutrients from AG1's full spectrum of them.
0:54.3	And also, this is a lot of stress in the holidays.
0:57.4	And these are all things that will help.
0:59.1	It's nice to start your routine with something healthy.
1:01.2	If you have AG1, you can make your day starts well, right?
1:05.3	You're like, you know, you need a bunch of dog shit for the course of your day, cookies, you know, loose pumpkin spice. Sure. Yeah.
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