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Thank you. Yes. Yes. I know. I know. Yeah. Real swayed. Good evening, everyone. So the White House says they now have federal approval to build a 250-foot arch in Washington, D.C.

And according to the Army Corps of Engineers, it's the same design used to construct Nancy Pelosi's eyebrows.

Amazon executives are discussing a reboot of The Apprentice with Donald Trump Jr. as a possible host.

Not to be outdone, Joe Biden's son is starring in the new season of intervention.

Senator Lindsey Graham recently said that the bubble wand that he was photographed holding at Disney World was not his.

When asked where it went, Graham said that's between me and the emergency room doctor.

Yesterday and today,

War Secretary Pete Hedgesith was grilled for hours by rambling morons.

Ask how he stayed so calm.

He said he'd already survived

a three-year tour of duty on Fox and Friends.

This week, a United Airlines flight collided with a drone over San Diego.

The collision was so powerful, a male flight attendant briefly turned straight.

Singer Ray J.

is being questioned on the claim that he slept with 12,000 women.

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