Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. No refunds.

Let's welcome tonight's guests. He wrote up in the air, which is not about Kamala's ankles, a novelist and literary critic

Walter Kern. He looks like someone left shack in the dryer. Comedian's Rod Small.

Her baby says no playtime

till she finishes her food.

New York Times bestselling author

and Fox News contributor, Kat Tim.

And when he turns his hat upside out,

it doubles as a public pool.

Former NWA World Champion

host the Planet Tavern N.W.A. We're Jamie and host the Planet

Aver podcast stars. All right. Yes. Before we get to some news stories, let's do this.

Dregs. Leftovers. It's going to be great. I can feel it. I can feel it.

It's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.

And as always, it's my first time reading them.

So if they suck, we'll put a bull's eye on Joe Mackie's butt and send him to the next correspondent dinner.

The New York Times is reporting that Jeffrey Epstein left a suicide note in his cell.

Some questioned its authenticity, however, because it said, quote,

I can't live in a world without Hillary being president.

Yeah, I know.

Thank you.

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