Secret Santa

The Complete Guide to Everything

Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds

Tcgte, Talk, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Radio, Drinking, Funny, Tim Daniels, Facts, Humor, Learning, Reynolds, Daniels, Knowledge, Comedy, Tom Reynolds, Trivia, The Complete Guide To Everything

4.5 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Shhhh... keep your voice down! This week we're talking about Secret Santa, and the last thing we need is someone blabbing about it all over town. You know that thing where you buy a co-worker or friend a gift anonymously for some reason? Yeah, that's the topic this week, but keep it under your hat.

We also solve a problem for an enterprising young man who sent a theme song along with his email. That part of the show isn't a secret, so tell whoever you want.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to The Complete Guide to Everything, a podcast about everything.
0:09.2	I'm one of your host, Tom.
0:10.3	And I'm Tim.
0:11.1	Tim, how are you doing this week?
0:12.6	Frid.
0:13.5	Yeah, it's cold here in New York City, Tim.
0:16.3	Yeah, and I don't like it.
0:18.4	No, it's windy.
0:19.4	It got windy.
0:20.7	I don't like it when it's cold outside.
0:23.9	I'm a cold, I'm a baby when it comes to being cold, and I don't care who knows it.
0:28.6	That how can you get so mad at me for liking the summer?
0:32.1	It's too hot.
0:33.3	No, I think that I can deal with a hot day.
0:36.2	Okay.
0:36.9	People who are like, ooh, it's too hot out, get a life. Hey, get an air conditioner. Yeah, or don't. Just, you know, deal with it. It's fine. But when it's cold, whew, that's... Or take a long walk off a short pier. That'll cool you off. Take a chill pill. That'll also cool you off. there's a lot of things you can do if it's hot. Not so much you can do if it's too cold. There's literally nothing you can do to change that. You know what I did last year? I wore long johns all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I bet they got pretty rank. Well, no, I had multiple pairs. At the same time? Yeah you sweating all the time? Yeah, and I preferred it. It was fine. That's what I wanted. Really stunk. They all got trapped in there. I don't like the way long Johns feel, I think. You know what you got to get? What? And this is a paid advertisement. Are you gonna say short Johns? Medium Johns. Uh, the Uniclo heat tech. Oh, okay. Because they're thin. Well, is that, and it's pants? It goes under your pants. Okay. It's underpants. Oh, it's underpants. Yeah. Nice warm underpants. Mm-hmm. Oh, I like the sound of that. But other than that, there's nothing you can do. You ever put on a pair underpants right out of the dryer? It's nice. What? How do you do that, Tom? You don't have a dryer. What are you doing? Are you nude from the waist down at the laundromat? No, not like literally, you know, the same. That's too hot once it comes down. How hot do you think the clothes are when they come out of the dryer? It's going to burn your genitals? All of my underwear, Tim, has a lot of metal buttons on it. Oh, my God. Yeah, it gets very hot when it's in the dryer, so don't you feel stupid now? I do feel very stupid. Sorry, I didn't know about the metal buttons all of your underwear. They're just decorative, to be clear. Yeah. I hear him, I should have known, I hear him jingle, jangling while you walk.
2:35.1	Yeah.
2:36.0	While you're sashet.
2:37.0	I like to keep everybody guessing, you know, which one's the, the one keeping the fly clothes.
2:44.1	Probably the one right in the front.
2:45.5	You have a buttonfly?
2:47.5	I have some underwear that have butterflies.
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