Second Helpings - The Curse of Living This Long

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Gather 'round the dinner table, it's time to slop-up some SECOND HELPINGS, including MJ's watchin' "Full House" with their TWO YUTES and how "A Very Special Episode" led to them realizing the hand they've played in creating today's WOKE BULLSHIT generation, a parallel experience of finishin' "Andor" S2 and divin' STRAIGHT in C H R O N O L O G I C A L O R D E R to "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" as they each launch into their "Star Wars" JOURNEY, Jackie's watched the first episode of "90 Day: Hunt for Love" (ANOTHER "90 Day" spinoff, but this time it's a DATING REALITY COMPETITION!), MJ can now humbly give AN ANSWER on if they can still enjoy "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" or are these women just suffering too much?, Jackie and Geoff discovered a youtuber that's her version of ASMR during a late-nite can'tsleepYoutubedive (audio included in episode around 22min; Snakealive - Grand Illusions), MJ's givin' their kids a 90's Summer, but NOT THAT KIND, "Everybody's Live with John Mulaney" has ended and Jackie must scream but she won't be screamin' any spoilers for "The Rehearsal" other than she says 'the ending is GENUIS', MJ is just watchin' the TikTok of Alexander Skarsgård and Pedro Pascal kissin', Dakota Fanning has a new movie about her goin' after TWO old men, the "Jurassic World Rebirth" popcorn bucket is.....something, MJ's gettin' hawt for sad boi Barry profile, Sydney Sweeney selling bath water soap with Dr. Squatch, Amy Poehler had the OG I C K from Tom Cruise because he did a bunch of flips in a movie and NOT because he's part of a bullshit cult that's slowly dying, Michelle Williams recently talked about how horrible it was living with Ryan Gosling during the shooting for "Blue Valentine", Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos are letting us all know they fuck....a lot.....again, Jackie is askin' MJ to watch "Hereditary" and asks WE ALL try to absorb the new "Pee-wee" doc before NEXT WEEK PLS, Hugh Jackman's divorce has finalized and here's hoping she takes him for it all, Dick Van Dyke just wants that sweet sweet release, AND SO MUCH MORE TO SLURP UP THIS WEEK! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	I'll be better
0:10.6	The second time around
0:14.1	You damn right
0:16.1	Hung hungry, bigies
0:17.8	Come on together
0:19.0	We got some food for you It's a song i guess it was an
0:23.3	addendum to the song that i just needed a little bit extra this morning mj don't judge me i just
0:27.7	needed a little bit of extra singing okay sometimes you need a little bit of extra can i start the show
0:31.9	with an anecdote about a different tgia i f show that I watch with my children.
0:38.2	Please.
0:38.6	Yeah.
0:39.7	The floor is yours.
0:44.6	Well, we 90s kids, we remember our very special episodes, right?
0:45.4	Oh, do we?
0:49.0	I don't think they make very special episodes anymore for kids programming.
0:49.8	What?
0:57.3	I mean, I haven't seen like a today on Strawberry Shortcake, someone's getting abused, you know, the way that we grew up. But that's where I want to learn about it. I say slap the smell out of her.
1:02.9	Well, we had gone off Full House for quite a while, but we're back and it's great. I really enjoy watching 90s shows in general and 90s movies.
1:12.1	I've enjoyed all the 90s movies I've watched with the kids.
1:14.3	So we're back on Full House.
1:15.4	Okay.
1:15.8	And there is a very special episode of Full House.
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