Second Helpings - Temu Influencer

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4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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This week's Second Helpings Jackie's back in the VILLA and errrrrrybodies sayin' the UK is better than the US, but all the pop culture stuff is only gonna be talkin' 'bout the US one and Jackie just can't watch that much "Love Island"! Target has traded in their fake allyship for 1776 BUUUUULLSHIT. Jackie got approached to be a Temu Influencer, and there's a cop in the villa who's got a PA Mayor lettin' everyone know he left his cop job to do THAT. MJ and Gideon started watchin' "Spider Noir" and really like it, but Jackie kinda feels like it coulda been a movie. And "Widow's Bay" is still fucking amazing. MJ fell into a Skrilla hole they need to get themselves outta for the summa, so Jackie's writtin' them a 'script for some "TASKMASTER"! "Queer Eye" discourse is kinda bore-o snore-o. MJ finished the book “Yesteryear” and it's got them wonderin' what's the difference between Ballerina Farm and Pioneer Woman? Jackie's got a suggestion for everyone to check out "Stamptown" on YouTube, and before we got we're checkin' back in on that Boy Mom Discourse HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE and Valerie Bertanelli has entered the chat, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Pottle be better
0:10.2	Oh yeah
0:13.9	Well you know why
0:15.1	Burp burp burp burp burp burp burp
0:17.3	Because somebody's in the villa
0:19.9	Leave me in the villa.
0:23.0	Don't take me outside.
0:24.5	I don't want to see the sun.
0:26.0	Just leave me in the villa.
0:28.6	Welcome to Second Helpans.
0:30.5	Welcome to Second Helpings.
0:31.7	You're singing that song, which is I have gathered from context clues that it is the music of Love Island.
0:39.9	But I'm also, is it, is it also the one, the song that just goes,
0:43.8	Burr, Burr, Burr, Burr, Burr, Burr, Burr, Burr, like, it is it, no.
0:48.6	It is its own sound.
0:51.0	Okay.
0:51.2	That every time there is a like a quote unquote commercial break or anytime there's any
0:56.5	transition, it cuts to a full slide which just says Love Island and it plays
1:02.3	every single time. And it is like, I felt MJ, I hadn't heard the sound since last year.
1:12.7	And then I started watching it.
1:14.5	And the second I heard it, like a dog in heat.
1:18.5	I was just like, I'm here.
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