Second Helpings - Ranch Imperialism

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🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are joined by Ed Larson, and there's an announcement about Brighter Side future, Ed and Jackie convinced MJ to watch the "Inside the Manosphere" doc by Louis Theroux and it's a beautiful view into the toxicity of the culture, and HBO Max's hilariously depressing "Neighbors" only has one more episode! Afroman continues to victory lap following the bogus 2022 raid and winning a recent defamation lawsuit, the Buffy reboot has been axed by the network, but Scrubs reboot is here to remain, much like the rumor that Zach Braff is dating an AI chatbot. Julia Fox had to give a dissertation on the movie "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" because Vanity Fair hired an "influencer" who just wanted to talk about how annoying the kid was. BWW's has an Espresso Proteini abomination they are threatening to unleash on us all, Hidden Valley Ranch is callin' on ranchheads to spread ranch far and wide by traveling abroad and eatin' ranch on everything in front of everyone, and Taco Bell comin' out with an edible hot sauce packet, then Ed gets tips on how to travel with Holden, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	I was going to clean my room, but I want a lawsuit.
0:12.7	I was going to get up and find a room, but I want a lawsuit.
0:17.1	My room is still messed up, but I want a lawsuit.
0:21.1	Because I want a lawsuit but I want a lawsuit. Because I want a lawsuit.
0:22.6	I want a lawsuit.
0:24.0	I want a lawsuit.
0:26.0	This episode goes out to Afro-Man.
0:29.8	But also, it goes out to a one Ed Larson, who is joining us for an episode of Second
0:35.0	Helpings today.
0:36.2	Welcome, welcome, Ed Larson.
0:37.7	Hello.
0:38.6	Eddie, the amazing host of the last podcast on the left as well as Brighterside, but also,
0:45.2	alert, alert, we've got some new stuff going on at Brighter Side. Thank you. Give me my news
0:50.1	alert, give me my news alert. But it's not as scary as all the other news that you're currently
0:53.7	hearing. This news is actually exciting. News alert is inherently upsetting these days. I know, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry, MJ. I'm sorry. It's a snooze alert. I apologize. It's a snooze alert. Everybody go back to sleep. No, don't. No, no, wake up, Eddie. Wake up. It's time to listen to brighter side. And it's because it's got two new rotating co-hosts. That's right. I'm doing
1:14.2	every other week at the Wake up, Eddie. Wake up. It's time to listen to Friderside. And it's because it's got two new
1:11.0	rotating co-hosts. That's right. I'm doing every other week at the Brighter Side now. We have
1:16.5	Julie Rosen, my wonderful wife, and Ashley Book Roberts are coming in every other week to hang out
1:22.5	with Amber on Brighter Side. That's great. The audience has been fucking loving it. We've been doing it
1:27.4	actually, we've been've been doing it actually.
1:28.0	We've been like secretly doing it for like a couple months. Whoa, but not secretly outwardly because everybody can hear it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, it's like, it's been an announcement. We just been doing it. Yes, this is the announcement. This is the official announcement. Yeah, we took pictures together and everything. They adopted.
1:44.2	They're officially adopted.
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