Second Helpings - I've Got Some Brain Problems

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🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

It's time for some more slippy sloppy Second Helpings as Large Adult Choir Member Jackie Zebrowski brings us up to date on any, and all, things happening with her newest obsession because she's a Choir Girl now, and MJ loves that for her. Then we're jumpin' RIGHT into 'Hereditary' as MJ gives his breakdown on how extra NOT to watch 'Hereditary', with many a SPOILER to beLISTEN from 9:00.279 til around 25:49.522 or so: LISTENER BEWARE, YOU'RE IN FOR A SPOILER SCARY. Jackie highly suggests the Youtube series called 'Hereditary - The Complete Guide (Everything Explained)' by Youtuber Novum, which is a deep dive into the many little easter eggs and such. Eyerolls heard for miles as the genre 'Elevated Horror' enters the chat. MJ and Jackie want to 'BRIIIINNNGGG HHHEERRR BAAACCKKK', even if NO ONE WARNED JACKIE 'BOUT DEAD DAD UP TOP (except everyone totally did, but it was TOOOO LATE!). She's also super salty Henry and Ed got to interview the directors of previously mentioned movie for Side Stories, UGH. 'Eddington' is comin' out soon and it's gettin' weeeeeird reviews, but that won't stop Jackie's watchin' it! Jackie also received a wicked box of Aussie Snackies from some very nice people which leads to a MUTED JACKIE'S INTERNATIONAL SNACKIES @ around 1:10:54.579 til basically the end, but there's not really any munchin' noises. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been dubbed 'a weirdo' for talkin' 'bout his sons MAGNUM DONG as seen in 'The White Lotus' (S3, E1; 56min, 51sec), and MJ can't keep them HAWGS straight. Jackie started the Nick Kroll sitcom on Hulu called 'Adults' and it's makin' her reminisce with a tear in 'er eye, and THAT sends 'em BOTH down an "IM SORRY" bad youth behavior memory road. Then it's time to check in on them bitches from 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives', AND HOW WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS!!??! TLC's 'Polyfamily' is exactly what everyone expected. Kylie Jenner posted a specyspicy 'Sex and The City' meme 'bout B-Ball 'cause TimTims team lost, which bounces us right into some SPECTATOR SPORTS TALK! AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Make it better
0:11.1	We didn't sing it right
0:15.0	Pot'll be better
0:16.2	We will make it better Second time around literally We will make it better second time around literally.
0:24.0	We will.
0:25.6	So I guess that's the page seven guarantee is that we will.
0:30.3	But also we are going to.
0:33.0	Bye, it'll be better The second time around
0:37.7	I'm sorry
0:39.2	You know, it's difficult for me
0:40.7	As a professional singer now
0:43.0	To just like come back here
0:45.2	And just sing our
0:46.6	Oh, our measly theme song
0:50.0	For our second helpings, you know
0:52.6	Because...
0:52.9	Now that you are a large adult choir member.
0:55.6	Thank you.
0:56.3	I'm not calling you large.
0:57.9	Oh, interesting.
0:59.2	It sounds like MJ owes me in a sorry song.
1:02.4	Whatever I...
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