Second Helpings - I Give A SHEEP

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Comedy, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are talkin' 'bout how "Love Island" will destroy us all, and not even Megan the Stallion's visit can stop it, and Jackie gives updates from MOVIE NIGHT I. The people from the "Skywalkers" documentary scaled the Empire State Building and put up a banner that's very....nice (and got engaged on the walk down!) MJ is wonderin' how they are supposed to get to New Jersey when Taytay's gettin' married and shuttin' 'er all down, Frankie Muniz played his child like an air guitar in the oh-so fun divorce-o announcement, that he had to promptly delete because of backlash, and Jackie watched "Sheep Detectives" and she LOVED IT AND MUST ADMIT SHE WAS WRONG! John Cena and Pete Davidson talked about Make A Wish, "Supergirl" unfortunately was mid, but the trailer for "Clayface" looks cool and Jackie's got her "Evil Dead Burn" tickets! MJ's busy gobblin' up Harlan Coben's "I Will Find You", Jackie encourages MJ to hop on the "RHORI" train, Kylie Jenner has answered America's prayers and has announced a special edition Meta Glasses, and MJ and Jackie go over their husband's sleep data like any normal person would, PLUS SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	God'll be better.
0:10.7	Yes, it will.
0:13.9	Yes, it will.
0:14.6	Yes, it will.
0:15.3	Or will all of your smiles and happinesses be torn asunder because of Love Island.
0:23.6	I don't know.
0:25.1	It has MJ, MJ jumped on earlier and I had just finished part one of movie night.
0:32.1	I logged on to Jackie just smiling and shaking her head ruefully.
0:36.8	And I'm like, what happened, like, assuming a real life thing?
0:39.6	And she was like, Love Island.
0:41.5	Um, excuse me.
0:44.4	Um, MJ, this is a real life thing.
0:46.9	And I don't know why you were, why, what are you sincere right now?
0:51.6	Like, you're treating this?
0:52.5	Like, this is just like bullshit.
0:54.4	These are people's lives that are at stake, MJ.
0:58.1	Quite literally.
0:58.6	And you understand what goes on inside of the villa.
1:02.9	And you don't understand what goes on inside of Casa until movie night.
1:06.1	This season, they're going to have to have a 72 hour cycle afterwards instead of the 48 hour cycle. Each season, the cycle gets longer and longer. Oh, they're going to have to have a 72-hour psych-hold afterwards instead of the 48-hour
1:11.0	psych-holt. Each season, the psych-hold gets longer and longer.
1:13.7	Oh, they're going to have to bump it up. I think they might need to make it a five-day.
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