Second Helpings - Christ, Are You Calling Me?

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🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

MJ and Jackie are back for another scoop of Second Helpings, Jackie and Natalie couldn't find a good radio station in Dallas, but Travis sure knows the (contemporary christian alt rock) hits. MJ's lookin' 2 find god or at least a choir that doesn't JUDGE. The "Desperate Housewives" watch along is bringin' up memories of the college admissions scandal with plotline that is dead on the same, Felicity Huffman's kid is gonna be in "Rooster" with Apple Paltrow, and we can all watch Steve Carrel play a daddy character who must CHANGE...again.... Jackie and MJ finally watched THE Buffy episode and you can join the Patreon to see their real-time reactions PLUS a much needed talkback that happened right after! The new reality show "Age of Attraction" has piqued the interest of both Jackie and MJ, and then we gotta talk about the Megxit that's beginning with Netflix and Meghan Markle. Jackie's keepin' up with “House of Villains”, at least until New York gets kicked, MJ's comin' around on Rob Rausch now that “Traitors” has ended and they've spent that time learnin' more about ol’ Snakeman and his Muscle Zaddy. Then it's goin' right from Birkin bags into the new Fukushima doc she just watched that she def recommends more than the other radioactive mess, “The Bride.” Ryan Gosling keeps derailing an interview about his new scifi movie "Project Hail Mary" 'cause the interviewer was trapped on the side of the road near what looked like Dr Evil’s volcano lair. More people need to be talking about Matthew McConaughey’s part in the interview where Timtim shoved his foot fully down his throat and how he just "yes and"ed him and Doja Cat just reveals she was just “virtue signaling” for “clicks, likes, and approval”. P!nk found out she was gettin' divorced from the tabloids, and to finish out this Second Helpings, Donna Kelce is going through a...HOME RENOVATION!! Plus even more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Funnel be better
0:10.2	The second time around
0:12.9	Yeah, some days you're got up on a little bit of
0:16.2	Stand on it
0:17.9	And maybe it's because I almost started singing the talk and TV song.
0:23.5	So, you know, it's funny when you think about your brain as a rolodex, you know?
0:29.2	Yeah.
0:29.4	And it's like sometimes you just flip it open to the wrong thing.
0:32.7	And you're just like, what year do you think it is, Jackie?
0:36.0	Yeah.
0:36.4	Yeah.
0:36.7	Well, and we do a lot of group singing. And I said this to you this week when we recorded the Wisteria Laniacs, which is our new $5-tier-Patri-N-Show where we watch Desperate Housewives and discuss it. Check it out. We have a lot of fun. Jackie and I rewrote the opening, it was mostly Jackie, rewrote the opening
0:54.8	theme from Animaniacs to be about Desperate House Lives and we sing it at the start of the show.
0:59.1	And it is doing more for me than my recently debuted well-bue Trent. There is something
1:06.8	about singing a song with a friend where I said, I think I need to do more group singing,
1:12.3	to which Jackie said, that's what choirs for.
1:14.6	That's what choirs for?
1:16.2	But what about, what about me, Jackie?
1:19.2	I was always the worst singer in choir.
1:20.9	I can't dig up those traumatic memories.
1:24.1	I was always a, you know, it's like always a bride's made never a bride, but for singing.
1:30.3	No, no.
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