Second Helpings - A Siwanator Was Born

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Jackie wants to watch current TV, but she's trapped in the early 2000's Housewives reality and MJ really has no reason to exist now that 'The Baldwins' are done...at least until 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' comes back. While discussing how there's nothing to watch (except 'Andor'), they realize there's actually a couple reality shows dropping including 'Polyfamily' (a listener has written in with regards to how TLC might not give it the best edit) and a new 90 Day dating reality show! Speaking of TLC reality shows, there's now ANOTHER set of Australian identical twins that speak at the same time like healthy adults do. Jackie's ready to blast past aaaaalllll that celeb goss' to give praise to the hero we all need (except he shouldn't have done it in a school zone, come on dude). Raven-Symoné had Nick Cannon on her podcast where she basically just brags about being rich and Nick Cannon confirms he's got them danglers insured for TOO MUCH, which callin' all BALL LAWYERS for the logistics on insuring them testies. Haley Joel Osment got drunk and started screaming antisemitic slurs, bloated corpse Mickey Rourke releases gases to let 'Big Brother' know that they should have KNOWN what they were getting into when hiring him and is SUEING because they hurt HIS snowflake feelings, JoJo Siwa dumped her girlfriend at the after party for 'Celeb Big Brother UK', Vinny Guadagnino is gross but he said he made a ton of money being a Chippendales dancer, Martha Stewart did Martha when asked about Meghan Markle's new show, MJ hears the critics on making fun of Meghan Markle....but they're still gonna do it, Jackie has finally learned that money can't buy ya class, elegance is earned. Jackie watched the movie 'Street Trash', and MJ had a blast watching 'Black Bag' in the THEATRE, Jackie has some reflections on if it's aliens OR space that scares her more, the first episode of the current season of 'Black Mirror' is DEVASTATING, MJ started watching 'You' again, Jackie says the new season of 'Last of Us' is vvvv good, MJ just learned they share the same wedding anniversary (happy anniversary!) with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Robert De Niro's daughter just transitioned and he's showing his support, the headlines are now full of celeb parents doing typical parenting things like Serena Williams teaching her kid about allowances and stuff, Beyoncé's rarely seen itty bitty son showed up at her Cowboy Carter tour, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	That'll be better
0:10.5	Second time around
0:13.7	Oh my God
0:15.6	MJ love the stank
0:17.8	You added to that today
0:19.4	Thank you
0:20.0	It's the trumpet of the voice.
0:23.2	Oh, is that way?
0:24.5	Blah, wah, wah, wah.
0:26.6	Is it because I was inspiring you from my mouth free bird solo from last episode?
0:33.1	I have been thinking about that.
0:34.3	Yeah, and you've been dreaming about it and thinking about, like, what could be and what your future could be now that you know that I'm a genius with my mouth of the phone.
0:41.5	Yeah. I've been thinking about that whole episode.
0:45.0	I passed the – I had to go to the Atlantic Mall very early today.
0:49.9	You love the Mall.
0:50.9	I do love the Mall. I don't love the Atlantic Mall.
0:53.2	It's disgusting.
0:53.8	I do love the mall. I do love the mall. I don't love the Atlantic Mall. It's disgusting. I do love the mall. But I was at the Atlantic Mall at about 9 a.m. And the subway was was wafting
1:01.0	it since. And I thought, should I get some 9 a.m. foot long Dorito nachos from Subway?
1:06.6	Whoa. You almost got snack for us. I thought about it, but I decided, you know, I need to record
1:12.5	later and I don't want to be on the toilet. Oh, come on. We love pods from the toilet. I love
1:19.1	to hear the plink, plink, and I love to hear the phew. And it sounds like you've got ray guns up there,
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