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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Okay, Rock, Klein Alley Show. Perhaps you're doing some fantasy football with your friends and your team's looking great or they're looking terrible and you realize it's just going to be a long ass time before you can draft a new team we put together a team with some of the regulars that listen to our show including the likes of a secondhand cindy and a uh bud light bros a one-armed gary panty host gregg uh justin the engineer was drafted as well who works here in the building. He likes making bagels. Although he doesn't really get involved in a lot of controversy, at least not that we know of. But who knows? Lives us life. Maybe he's a weird sex freak behind the scenes. You never know. Oh, he slays, man. And then you get the chocolate factory, also the big boss that was drafted by omar so every time they do things

in the real world like uh relationship changes get arrested hired fired health issues big life changes

we earn points and we root nothing but the best for them but also it's good if there's some drama

we found out i got a text at three of the morning from secondhand Cindy that she was in jail.

We don't know what happened.

We're about to find out, get her on the phone as we give some scores to our fantasy draft.

And I'll say as to this point in the season, Allie, points have gone like this. We've only been, we only had these teams for less than two weeks.

Ali is under the impression that she deserves points for the Bud Light Bros. losing their virginity, one of them. Absolutely, I do. If it doesn't count as a relationship change, it definitely counts as a major life change. He went from being a virgin to not being a virgin. You can't argue with me on that. I can't argue with you because we were the reason for that. We orchestrated that. So what? It happened. There's no discussion about how it happened. Wasn't a big deal for him, though. Yeah, he didn't care. He's asexual. It doesn't matter. It happened. You have said many times on the show that the most important thing that can happen to any human being is losing their virginity. That's what clients thinks, but not Billy. That's a major life change. Ali, he picked sandwich over that. Oh my God. I can't even believe we're arguing about this. Points have been given away so far for Penny host Greg. You know what? You can crap on my points all you want. I'm the one that even told you about this secondhand Cindy thing.

So if I really had it out for you, I wouldn't have even mentioned it. That's how I'm looking out for you. So why don't you look out for me too, damn it? If the Bud Light broke Billy... It doesn't count because it's not a life change for him. Come on. If he wants to address the fact that losing his virginity was a big deal, then you can have the point for him.

If it's just another day, it's no point. life change for him? Come on. If he wants to address the fact that losing his virginity was a big deal, then you can have the

point. Whatever. Whatever. If it's just another day, it's no point. This is so unfair. The only points... I'm trying to help you. Jake has points for one-arm Gary who went through a relationship change. Numerous points because he does it all the time. He broke up with Tina and he blew up a boat. Yeah, I guess we're not going to argue about that one.

Well,

And he has a health issue.

And he's got tons of health issues. and he blew up a boat. Yeah, I guess we're not going to argue about that one.

Well,

and he has a health issue.

And he's got tons of health issues.

We talked to him the other day.

He sounded like he was like a K-hole.

So,

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