Second Date Update.

You ever see those couples and you wonder, how did that guy end up with that girl?

All the time.

You know, like the Olson twins and pretty much every old guy they've ever dated.

They love the senior citizens.

Or McCulley Culkin and every hot girl he's ever dated. How did he get with Milakunis? What is going on there? It's weird. It could be money. She already had money. They're all rich. Exactly. They all love each other. See, it's mysteries like this that just confound my mind. And we have a guy on the phone for a second date update who admits he had a mismatched date, and he was the lucky one. Oh, that's a good place to be. Yeah, but maybe that's why he's not getting a call back now. His name's Curtis. What's up, Curtis? Yo, how are you guys doing? Oh, Curtis, you dating up? Yeah, pretty much. I kind of out kicked my coverage on this one.

You're accidentally dating up then.

Yeah. So what's this girl's name?

Her name is Ashley.

Ashley, okay.

We met, got together with some mutual friends that I get together, just in a backyard.

And, wow. Not to be crass, but she's an absolute smoke show.

So did you get a chance to talk to her? Nope.

Well, yeah, I mean, she's stunning. And she's never been around these friends before. So it was like,

I immediately noticed her. I introduced myself eventually. And were you nervous? What were you feeling like in that moment?

Yeah.

I mean, there was definitely butterflies because, I mean, she is that much of a knockout.

So, yeah.

But, you know, I had a little bit of liquid courage going.

Okay.

At some point, I, you know, made an offhand comments about KFC

and how I kind of wish that there was KFC at the cookout or kind of just like potluck, really.

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