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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boat Fished

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

We’ve dealt with catfishing on this show, but today’s Second Date might be the first case of BOATfishing in recorded history!

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0:00.0

Second Date Update.

0:05.0

You guys feeling the warm breeze in your hair right now?

0:09.0

I'm not, but I want to.

0:11.0

I mean.

0:12.0

The sand stuck in your bikini bottoms.

0:15.0

The wet splashes on your face of what I hope isn't contaminated lake water.

0:21.0

Oh, how are you making this dream and nightmare?

0:24.0

We're just going to get right to the second date today with one of our listeners, Alan,

0:28.3

because he's one of the smart people.

0:30.3

He took his date out to a place that was difficult to quickly escape from out in the middle of the water.

0:37.0

Oh, my gosh. Isn't that right, Alan? I'm scared. Yes, that's absolutely correct. Yes. Don't own it like that, bro. Are you all trying to say you went boating? Is that what you're trying to say? I think so, Brooke. Yes, I did take my date on the lake. Okay. Okay. Okay. And what's your date's name? Her name is Erica. Okay. I met her on Bumble. On Bumble. Yeah. I mean, how was your guys' conversation? It was great. Well, first of all, she's gorgeous. Of course. And she's fun. And she likes to have a good time. She's outdoorsy, which is great because so am I. Okay. All right. Everything is matching up between you and Erica. So we met up at the lake

1:16.4

and we went kayaking. Okay. That's fun. So she shows up looking like a supermodel and her water

1:24.5

attire. I mean, so hot. It's such a fun date. I love that you, like, planned and you, you know, put some activities together. You thought about what she liked. I mean, I bet she was stoked. Definitely. And I brought a couple of beers just to, like, relax, you know, because it's our first date. Yeah. We had a great conversation. We went on the kayak. It's the kayak for two. Okay. Oh, even better. I was going to ask. Yeah, it's very romantic. I don't know why in my head I was picturing a kayak for two, like her sitting on top of his shoulders while they paddle. Like, that sounds like a romantic type of activity. Have you been kayaking before? The fun type of kayaking. yeah. But do you feel like you were able to connect with her while you guys were out there? We had great conversation. You know, I made a laugh. And, you know, we were out there for about like an hour. And then her arms got tired, you know, so we went back in. You just made her paddle the entire time. Is that what's going on? Yeah, pretty So, like, I was actually kind of happy just because it was hot out and I was getting sunburned, so I didn't really mind. So then we paddled to the shore. I mean, I'm sorry, we paddled to, like, you know, we left the lake. And then okay go to why you sound so weird

2:34.3

wherever the ground is it's not a beach

2:36.4

okay okay okay you found land

2:38.7

Alan I can tell just by your voice that you're sounding a little bit

2:42.0

nervous right now but pretty quick buddy it's okay I mean you must have just really

2:46.1

liked erika a lot yeah I did I really did her. And I was hoping for like a second date.

2:52.4

How did you end it?

2:53.4

I mean, you said you paddled to the shore and then what?

2:56.1

Yeah.

2:56.7

So we paddled to shore and then I actually got stuck in my kayak.

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