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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: Strawberry Blowout

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Our listener on the phone thinks that the reason he's not getting a call back is because of an argument he got into with a cashier during their date. He says it’s totally justified but he wants our assistance explaining! We'll do just that in the Second Date Update Podcast!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, welcome to it. It's Monday, and we've got a brand new episode for you.

0:03.2

Yeah, we do. Because we'll like to treat you that way. And today, you know, typically we do comments from Alexis because she gathers them all from our podcast page, but we also have a text board. Yeah, we do. Dude, you can reach us in so many ways. You can text into the show 7-8-5-9-2. Now, there's one caveat on this. this. We can read international text, but we can't respond. Yeah, it heard so bad. It heard so bad. I always type out the whole message and I click send it as I can't. I'm like, no. I'm like, no. Yeah. So we do read them if you don't get a response to us we apologize but we have one today about our second

0:38.4

date and Jose what does it say yeah it says thank you brooke i didn't need strawberry blowout

0:43.7

in my monday imagery that's a little cheesy you're about to do you're next what fun you have ahead

0:50.1

oh yeah let's get your new episode started right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:54.4

Second date update.

0:56.6

We've talked before about how farmers markets can be fun dates.

1:01.2

Oh, I bet.

1:01.8

You get to walk around, browse the produce, maybe show your sensual side and gently squeeze an heirloom tomato.

1:10.6

Don't squeeze too hard, Jeff.

1:12.6

Why is that sexual?

1:13.7

Play your cards right.

1:14.8

That could be you.

1:15.7

Wait, I don't want that to be me.

1:17.8

How do you level that up even farther?

1:20.3

Why not take your date to an entire food-themed festival?

1:24.4

Ooh, yes, let's go.

1:26.6

Just saying that, sounds like it could be a guaranteed lock for another hangout. Yeah, because you guys won't fight about where you want to eat. Absolutely not. But for some reason, that isn't happening for our listener, Clark. So he's requested some help today. Clark, welcome to the show, man. Hey, thanks for having me on. God, I'm excited to hear

1:46.1

about this food experience. Is it like food trucks? What are we working with here? Oh, we went to the

1:51.6

Strawberry Festival. Oh, festival. Okay, that wasn't his, I don't know. Jeff set it up wrong

1:59.7

again. I went to like a Boysisbury Festival or something like that.

2:04.1

It is like jumpy houses and one grandma selling some stuff.

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