Missed Connections (5/11/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.3	We need eye contact.
0:02.6	Missed connections.
0:03.8	That was me staring.
0:05.5	There's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.3	One is at IHop when you ask the waitress for one big bowl of gravy, two straws.
0:14.6	Ew.
0:15.9	Gravy at IHop.
0:17.9	Thank you, Jose.
0:19.2	That's meat in the middle.
0:23.8	The other is on the pages of craigslist.org.
0:27.9	We scout out that website every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer,
0:32.0	like this one titled, I liked your shiny gold tooth.
0:32.6	Aw.
0:37.0	Woman for Man, 41 Storage Unit Auction.
0:37.2	Oh.
0:45.6	She writes, you were the skinny guy with the cargo shorts with the gold or extremely yellow tooth.
0:46.4	Oh, please let it be gold.
0:48.3	Please let it be gold.
0:49.7	I wasn't just attracted to you physically, but also emotionally.
0:54.4	How so. Throwing fingers in the air like you were ordering lunch. wasn't just attracted to you physically, but also emotionally. How? So.
0:55.7	Throwing fingers in the air like you were ordering lunch at a drive-through, and I was somehow
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