Second Date Update: Plane In The Neck

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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We might have had one the most awkward “jump to conclusion” moments we’ve ever had on this show and we’re just shocked we didn’t screw it up for the guy. Hear it in your Second Date Update podcast!

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0:00.0	Second Date Update
0:02.0	Now I've always thought
0:04.0	Yeah, did you?
0:06.0	Oh, did you?
0:07.0	You always thought someday I'd be 13.
0:09.0	What is the peopards is gonna get me one day.
0:11.0	There it is.
0:12.0	There it is, buddy.
0:13.0	Congratulations.
0:14.0	I've always thought that the airline commercials are doing it all wrong.
0:17.0	Why?
0:18.0	You know, instead of talking about how comfortable their seats are or how helpful their flight
0:22.6	attendants can be.
0:23.6	Yeah, which is true.
0:24.8	They should advertise all the hot action that you can get while at the airport.
0:30.3	Oh, what?
0:31.5	And I'm not just talking about the massage tables where I was recently arrested.
0:36.3	Yeah.
0:37.4	I can't do that at those massage tables.
0:39.3	The lady didn't ask if I was a real masseuse.
0:42.2	I just went for it.
0:43.4	Oh, you were giving them a mess.
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