Hey, cutie. We made eye contact. Miss connections. That was me staring. There's only two places where you can

find true love in this world. One is on the top level of a double-decker sightseeing bus.

Oh, that's what I saw up there the other day. If the upstairs is a rocking, don't come a knockin.

The other is on the pages of craigslist.org because we scour that website every week to find

the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one titled, Climbing the Walls of

Love.

Rock Climbing Center, Woman for Man, 41.

This can be cute.

She says, it was my first time indoor rock climbing and you were my guide.

Oh.

Even though I was a novice, I told you to challenge me and push me as hard as you could.

But as soon as I got 10 feet off the ground, I wet myself.

Oh, you could see that all from down there.

She's scared.

Oh, no.

You yelled at me saying, now it's time to laugh in the face of danger.

Okay.

And I did that.

I mean, I tried to laugh, but the only noise I could make sounded like a seal giving birth.

Oh.

I'm just hoping she's wearing black too.

You then climbed up to meet me at my perch and told me not to worry.

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