Second Date Update: Facebook KO

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

The listener in today’s Second Date Update says that if we can’t help him, it’ll be the first time EVER that he’s been rejected by a woman! The high stakes call is happening in the podcast!

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0:23.9	smarter than all your friends.
0:25.6	Listen to NFL Daily on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
0:30.3	podcast.
0:31.6	Second Date update.
0:34.7	I'm calling it right now.
0:36.4	We're going to put one up in the L column today.
0:39.6	A, okay.
0:41.4	L for love.
0:43.2	Oh, I was like excited and then I realized it wasn't a W.
0:46.6	No, L for love.
0:49.2	I don't know anything about the listener who emailed us.
0:52.0	The date he went on or the person they want us to call, but I just have this feeling deep down that by the end of this segment, it's going to be love one, crippling loneliness, zero. That's right. Love needs a win. Jeff, let's go. Because our listener, Danny, definitely needs some love. And Danny, welcome to the show. You ready for a big a big L today yeah I'm ready for a big W
1:12.5	okay no we need to give you some L I like Danny thank you I appreciate you okay I don't know to
1:19.8	even hear you know I'm just kidding I will say Jeff came pretty aggressive with that L oh I'm sorry
1:25.0	that I'm confident about this call but he's trying to change the L into love. This is all got messed up for you, Jeff. Sorry. It's all right. Let's get back on track here, Danny. So let's start at the beginning. Tell us about the person you want us to call today. Yeah, guys, I met this nice young lady by the name of Jessica. Okay. I was at Whole Foods. I usually meet most of my, you know, higher class women at Hope Foods.
1:47.4	Well, look at that. Oh. Well. So, wait, when you said Jessica was a nice lady, you mean, like, looks-wise nice, or she was actually a nice person when you talked to her? All the whole shebang. Oh. Okay. So all the quality ladies are at whole paycheck, huh?
2:02.0	Whole paycheck.
2:03.3	Do you not call it that?
2:04.5	No, I heard that.
2:05.7	That's really funny.
2:06.4	I thought everybody called it back.
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