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Brooke and Jeffrey

Missed Connections (9/22/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:36.5

Hey, cutie. We made eye contact. learn more. Hey, cutie.

0:37.6

We made eye contact.

0:39.0

Misconnections.

0:39.9

That was me staring.

0:41.3

There's only two places to find true love in this world.

0:44.3

One is at the annual Running with Scissors 5K.

0:47.6

Right at the butter turn where the pavement is nice and greasy.

0:53.4

Oh, look out. I'm falling in love. Don't touch me. The other is on the buttery pages of craigslist.org. We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer. Like what? They're just that 5K. It's like my mom's worst fear. I think a lot of moms. Sign up for it next year and fall in love.

1:12.6

Let's go to your first misconnection titled

1:14.6

Love at First Listing.

1:16.6

Man for Woman, 41, open house.

1:19.6

He says, I walked into your house

1:22.6

and asked how much the toaster oven was.

1:24.6

And that's when I saw you.

1:26.6

Dude, I feel them.

1:28.3

Like, you know these people are moving.

1:30.3

Like, maybe they'll sell something.

1:31.3

Oh, wow.

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