Second Date Update: Euro Date
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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4.7 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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The couple on the phone today had one of the most hilarious miscommunications for a date night EVER! It’s led them here to our show for a Second Date Update!
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| 0:00.0 | I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. |
| 0:03.6 | What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? |
| 0:07.8 | Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story. |
| 0:14.7 | Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life. |
| 0:23.2 | This is Wisecrack, available now. |
| 0:29.7 | Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:34.3 | Well, I definitely learned something today in our brand new second date update. Yeah, I think we all did. It's Brick at Jeffrey in the morning, and this woman has a very unique style of dating. I'm really, well, I don't want to get too into it because I don't want to spoil it for you. No, let us know what you think. Yes, let us know what you think or ever heard of it before. I mean, that also I would like to know. Especially to our international listeners. Absolutely. Absolutely. you on this one. Because we love reading your comments when you see, Alexis. Yeah, Brandon Martin said, currently in the hospital, my wife just had our third baby. Shout out Theo Archer, but I'm still here to get my fix. Yay! On our YouTube page. Theo Jose Archer. What a beautiful name. Three kids. Wow. That is so cool. Yeah, and you're still on our YouTube. Brooke and Jeffrey YouTube. Yep, there it is. There it is. Well, congratulations. And make sure you give your wife all the flowers she deserves. That was a lot of work there, especially the third time around. All right, let's get your brand new second date update started right now. |
| 1:29.7 | Second date update. |
| 1:32.4 | What are the classic signs that your date is not going well? |
| 1:36.8 | Ooh. |
| 1:37.6 | Maybe they keep forgetting your name. |
| 1:39.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:40.5 | They ask the waiter for separate checks before you even order. |
| 1:44.6 | Oh, that would hurt. |
| 1:46.4 | Ouch. |
| 1:47.0 | Or they FaceTime their mom trying to hook you up with her instead. |
| 1:51.5 | What the heck? |
| 1:52.5 | I mean, you'd kind of like that, wouldn't you? |
| 1:54.4 | In my case, they might be upgrading. |
| 1:55.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:56.0 | I've actually FaceTime many mothers on dates because they like the show. |
| 1:59.4 | Maybe it's not as bad as I thought. |
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