I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.

Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life.

This is Wisecrack, available now.

Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

All right, your double dose on a Saturday. Welcome to the podcast. It's Book and Jeffrey,

and we're just so glad you're here. Really? Truly, we are. And on Saturdays, we always feature two classics back-to-back, so you get a little more bang for your buck. Not that you're paying anything for this. You're getting a lot of bang for your buck then. Zero buck. It's 100% bang. Thank you. Okay, so what are our comments before we launch in? Yeah, Sean Spedding said, you guys should work seven days a week from a drunk Scotsman, he said.

So, you know what?

Leave. You're not invited to this party anymore, okay?

Yeah, we're trying to whittle down to one day a week, guys.

Sounds like he's at his own party. He's already drunk.

I do love a good drunk scotsman.

I'm not going to lie. All right, your double second date classics, start right now.

Is it a green flag or a red flag if your date brings a pair of binoculars to the meetup?

I think that's always a red flag.

Really?

But that means they're not spying on you because you're right next to them. Yeah.

I mean, for me, it's a big red flag. But I'm bringing them two. Oh, got it. With a tub of country crock. Wait, what? I said it's a red flag. Yeah, totally. But for one of our listeners, it's a giant green flag because they both use them. What? Not the butter, just the binoculars.

And he claims what they were looking at

was a magical experience that bonded

them together for life.

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