Second Date Update Classics: Update My Dino Profile + Doodle Worthy

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Part 1

One of our listeners went down a weird internet rabbit hole and what she found changed her whole approach to dating… Hear what she learned in your Second Date Update!

Part 2

The guy on the phone today tried a UNIQUE STRATEGY to extend his date.… and even he admits, it was WAY more cringe than he thought it would be…

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0:00.0	Because two is officially better than one.
0:01.9	Welcome to your second date classes.
0:03.8	I see what you did there.
0:04.6	Yeah, there you go.
0:05.5	It's Prick and Jeffrey in the morning. We're putting two classics back to back for you so you can get whatever you need to get done, done today. Yeah. And just have a little dose of second date on your Saturday. Or the opposite. Don't do anything. And just sit and listen. Unproductive. You know? It was too good.
0:19.6	You got distracted.
0:20.6	We don't judge you.
0:22.0	All right.
0:22.6	Just enjoy.
0:23.5	It starts too good. You got distracted. We don't judge you.
0:22.0	All right.
0:22.6	Just enjoy.
0:23.4	It starts right now.
0:26.1	Nowadays, you can find some weird stuff on the internet.
0:29.9	Yeah.
0:30.7	And when I say weird, I mean, glow in the dark toilet rolls with a yodeling pickle.
0:37.4	Weird.
0:38.6	I feel like that's going to be my mom's next Christmas present.
0:42.2	Oh, yodeling pickle.
0:43.2	You can even find dates on there, baby.
0:45.9	But how are they going to find you?
0:51.3	That's the question.
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