FULL SHOW: Mistaken Identity Date, Paid Wedding Crashers + First Bidet Loser Line (5/18/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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4.5 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Every Sunday, we will be hosting one of our FULL HOUR episodes from our main show feed, Brooke & Jeffrey! We'd love to hear your feedback...but please send all negative reviews to Jeffrey.
FULL SHOW: Monday, May 18th, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, we got a brand new full hour for you. |
| 0:02.2 | Welcome to it. It is the Brook and Jeffrey official podcast. Thank you so much for subscribing. It means a lot to us. We got a new loser line, new second date today, but some reflection I've heard is needed. Yes, because last Friday, Ashton did his first ever phone tab. Yes. And it's scam the scammer one also. And Ashton, you got a lot of love. |
| 0:22.1 | Aw. |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah, we got Ashton, we love you. Yo, Ashton's hilarious. This show made me realize that I love Ashton. Oh, need a ton more of Ashton. Ashton was amazing. Pure gold. Okay, let's slow it down. Let's slow it down. Sorry. All those bots I paid for really went over. |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.3 | Good job, Ashton. Good investment. |
| 0:41.0 | It was a great. Okay, let's slow it down. Let's slow it down. All those bots I paid for really went over. |
| 0:39.4 | Good job, Ashton. |
| 0:41.0 | It was a great investment. |
| 0:41.1 | It was really good. |
| 0:42.7 | Smart marketing. |
| 0:43.7 | That would explain user XYZ 444. |
| 0:46.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.7 | Absolutely. |
| 0:46.9 | All right. |
| 0:49.6 | The Ashton's bot one says. |
| 0:52.1 | All right. |
| 0:52.7 | Let's get to this brand new full hour right now. |
| 0:56.3 | You've probably heard stories about how American children are lagging behind the |
| 1:01.6 | education of kids in other countries around the world. |
| 1:04.7 | And guess what? |
| 1:06.4 | Yep. |
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