Second Date Update Classic: Pet Store Probation
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 17 minutes
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One of our listeners has a unique technique in order to give herself a pick-me-up on a date. And not only did it work for her, it led her to a guy she really likes too! Hear her strategy in your Second Date Update!
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| 0:00.0 | Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day. It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. And while we do truly hope that you take some time to reflect on the civil rights movement and what Martin Luther King Jr. stood for. We also hope you take some time to laugh too. Yeah. That's also important. Yeah. So that's why we're going to play you a classics. Before we get to it though, Alexis, what do you have for comments? Yes. Cindy said, I'm currently the NICU with my baby boy who came early. |
| 0:23.9 | Oh, oh. Before we get to it, though, Alexis, what do you have for comments? Yes, Cindy said, I'm currently in the NICU with my baby boy who came early. |
| 0:24.3 | And since December, this podcast has kept me company during long days and long nights. |
| 0:28.9 | That's so tough. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm truly thankful for Uncle Jeff, Uncle Jose, Aunt Brooke, and Aunt Alexis. |
| 0:35.8 | I want to name him Nick. I'm going to be the cool aunt for sure, I promise. That's not. Let's not go too far down this road. No, no, no, no. She'll buy him. Okay, it's exactly what I was going to say. All right, let's get to the podcast. It's starting right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. |
| 1:06.2 | How many times have we heard guys come on this show and say, oh, man, I have a full-proof way of meeting hot, available ladies, and it works every time. |
| 1:06.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.1 | At least 10. |
| 1:09.8 | And then they're always on the show with us. |
| 1:10.2 | Right. Yeah. |
| 1:28.8 | Today, though, shoe is on the other foot because there's a woman on the phone who apparently has her own sneaky way of how to meet cute single dudes. And I wonder if we're going to be shaking our heads at her too. Let's welcome to the show, Lily. Lily, how you doing? Hey, I'm good. Thanks. How are you doing? Good. Are you outside of a clinic as we speak? You found me out. Now I know why he won't |
| 1:35.6 | call me back. He's nursing. Well, we're curious about this strategy that you have, but first tell us |
| 1:41.6 | about the guy. Well, the guy and the strategy kind of go hand in hand. |
| 1:46.2 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:46.7 | Well, in that case, erase what I just said and tell us about the strategy. |
| 1:50.4 | Oh, man. |
| 1:51.3 | I guess it sounds silly, but it always cheers me up. |
| 1:53.6 | So I was having a really bad day. |
| 1:55.9 | And when I have bad days, I take a little a cue from out of the Breakfast at Tiffany's handbook where I'll |
| 2:04.0 | dress up and make myself feel really pretty and I'll go to like some random store. And if there's a |
| 2:12.5 | cute guy that's working there, I'll, I don't know, maybe put on a little bit of the stupid girl act and |
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