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Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Pet Store Probation Date, Craziest Dream Jobs + Mad at the Club Loser Line (1/19/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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FULL SHOW: Monday, January 19th, 2026

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0:00.0

Hey, we do have a full show for you today.

0:01.9

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And it is Martin Luther King Jr. Day. So happy MLK Day. We hope you take some time to reflect on the civil rights movement, what Martin Luther King Jr. stood for and how his teachings are really important today as well. So take that time, but also, you know, get a little laugh in here or there. Yeah. We got a full hour of classics coming up for you. But first, comments.

0:24.5

Yes. So take that time, but also, you know, get a little laugh in here or there. Yeah. We got a full hour of classics coming up for you.

0:22.8

But first, comments. Yes, Arf in an hour. Not sure if there's three names in there, one, you know, I don't know. I'm just reading it. But said, hey, I'm from Australia. Cool. I always listen to you guys when I'm working and when I'm going to sleep. You guys are so fun, mate.

0:37.6

Do you work in your sleep?

0:39.6

I don't know, yeah.

0:40.5

Is that be 24 hours a day? when I'm working and when I'm going to sleep. You guys are so fun, mate.

0:37.8

Yeah.

0:39.5

Wait, do you work in your sleep?

0:40.0

I don't know.

0:40.3

Yeah.

0:42.0

Or maybe 24 hours a day then.

0:50.8

Better sleep at his work. Yeah. We got you. We got you. We got you. We got you. We got you. We love it here. We love it. You're here, I guess, is what I'm trying to say. And sweet dreams.

0:51.9

Yeah.

0:52.7

Your full hour starts right now.

0:55.8

Ideally, you should be able to count on just one. what I'm trying to say. And sweet dreams. Yeah. Yeah. Your full hour starts right now.

0:54.2

Ideally, you should be able to count on just one hand the things that you flush down a toilet.

1:02.0

Yeah.

1:04.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1:06.0

I don't think you could even need all the fingers, Jack.

1:09.0

Speaking of toilet-worthy content,

1:11.2

make sure you check out our podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey,

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