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🗓️ 13 April 2020
⏱️ 16 minutes
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The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and all, have a conversation about what it's going to be like to get back on stage doing comedy when the lockdown is over, and give some advice to a listener about to meet a long lost sibling
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0:00.0 | You know what's funny is like I feel like a lot of these episodes now we're just like sitting here talking about the quarantine |
0:04.5 | But like there's nothing it's crazy because we try to talk about like our life experience during like the timeline of our life |
0:10.6 | But this is what's fucking this has been happening. Yeah for the last whatever |
0:14.2 | Which is also weird because if you just don't address it you're just like you'll have a notice how double stuff Orioles are just like |
0:20.5 | I'm home |
0:23.6 | We the world ain't the same bro. Who's allowed to be outside like garbage truck man? |
0:29.2 | That's it dogs dogs dogs. Dogs can't get it. That's what we need to do bro |
0:34.3 | We need to fucking create ain't about it's two dogs because they can't get that shit |
0:39.1 | I'm a genius. Maybe that's what dogs been trying to tell us all these years when they're barking |
0:43.0 | They're like there's a pandemic coming and we're like shut up the Simpsons are on |
0:48.6 | God I hope dogs are trying to like bark and tell us something that is so annoying what's quiet you hate I hate barking dogs |
0:56.3 | I you and I are very similar in the in the way that like any sound that I can't control |
1:01.7 | It get I'm I get furious dude. It was like the fucking leaf blow I heard this morning |
1:07.0 | I'm like it blows my mind in 2020 |
1:10.6 | Somehow somewhere another somebody hasn't figured out a way for a leaf flow to go home |
1:17.8 | I can't do that the wind does it and that bitch quiet as hell. I fucking hate the wind. I already talked about this quiet |
1:23.6 | No, it's not |
1:30.8 | Yeah, but it's that's because there's a microphone there if it wasn't a microphone the only reason to make no is because |
1:35.3 | Blood leaves around that's not true. Yeah, you've been walking and the wind hits your ears goes on your ears |
1:41.3 | Not sure had off I don't want this work. I get what you're saying yet |
1:44.7 | This is not my head off |
1:46.7 | We need my head |
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