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Stiff Socks

Second Cousin Saturdays

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and all, have a conversation about what it's going to be like to get back on stage doing comedy when the lockdown is over, and give some advice to a listener about to meet a long lost sibling

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You know what's funny is like I feel like a lot of these episodes now we're just like sitting here talking about the quarantine

0:04.5

But like there's nothing it's crazy because we try to talk about like our life experience during like the timeline of our life

0:10.6

But this is what's fucking this has been happening. Yeah for the last whatever

0:14.2

Which is also weird because if you just don't address it you're just like you'll have a notice how double stuff Orioles are just like

0:20.5

I'm home

0:23.6

We the world ain't the same bro. Who's allowed to be outside like garbage truck man?

0:29.2

That's it dogs dogs dogs. Dogs can't get it. That's what we need to do bro

0:34.3

We need to fucking create ain't about it's two dogs because they can't get that shit

0:39.1

I'm a genius. Maybe that's what dogs been trying to tell us all these years when they're barking

0:43.0

They're like there's a pandemic coming and we're like shut up the Simpsons are on

0:48.6

God I hope dogs are trying to like bark and tell us something that is so annoying what's quiet you hate I hate barking dogs

0:56.3

I you and I are very similar in the in the way that like any sound that I can't control

1:01.7

It get I'm I get furious dude. It was like the fucking leaf blow I heard this morning

1:07.0

I'm like it blows my mind in 2020

1:10.6

Somehow somewhere another somebody hasn't figured out a way for a leaf flow to go home

1:17.8

I can't do that the wind does it and that bitch quiet as hell. I fucking hate the wind. I already talked about this quiet

1:23.6

No, it's not

1:30.8

Yeah, but it's that's because there's a microphone there if it wasn't a microphone the only reason to make no is because

1:35.3

Blood leaves around that's not true. Yeah, you've been walking and the wind hits your ears goes on your ears

1:41.3

Not sure had off I don't want this work. I get what you're saying yet

1:44.7

This is not my head off

1:46.7

We need my head

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