66: My Aunt Tryna Bang

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jazz hands ya'll, the stiff gang is back at it. They chop it up about how auctioneers have sex, how Michael bangs his fridge, and how hecklers are the dumbest people in the world. They also field a listener story about jacking off while spreading their dog's ashes. HUH?

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0:00.0	Oh god, there she got a bag of bag of this is bitch.
0:02.5	It's bitch, I got a bag of bag of bitch.
0:04.6	It's bag of bag of bitch.
0:07.8	Bro, you ever fuck with that crazy frog song?
0:09.9	Scream by and by and by and by and by and by and by and by and by and by and by and by and by and by.
0:12.7	You know what I might do?
0:13.5	Nope.
0:14.0	You out of all people, you are literally wearing my merch that's not out yet.
0:17.7	But it's gonna be that color.
0:19.3	Yeah.
0:20.0	You don't know crazy frog.
0:21.7	If you put it mean bang bang, bang, bang.
0:23.4	If you put it in the song, bang bang, bang.
0:25.2	He's like a...
0:26.2	Hold on, let me find it.
0:26.9	Can we pull it up somewhere?
0:27.9	Crazy frog?
0:28.8	Crazy frog is a red� chocolate generation.
0:31.4	He's a AR 65, what is a song?
0:33.8	I mean just, all you got to do is go to Spotify,
0:35.5	he probably got racks and numbers crazy-
0:37.6	Is he a digit?
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