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We have a paper-popping stat to start the show tonight. Tell me what these teams have

in common friends. Navy, Air Force, Army, Clemson. Anybody? Yeah, those are the only teams that have not

taken a single player in the transfer portal. Again, I repeat, Navy, Air Force, Army, Clemson,

late kick live, jam-packed, high atop a sun-filled, sun-burned, downtown Nashville,

Tennessee for this Sunday night, May 12th, the Year of Our Lord, 2004, Happy Mother's Day,

as the son of a mother, as a person who runs an entire fictitious university that is built on mothers,

we call it Pate State, Happy Mother's Day to all of the mothers out

there watching across the land. I've got a great big snapshot of the entire SEC on tonight show.

I mean, questions, some kind of predictions, some weaknesses, strengths. We've got a whole lot

to talk about there. I got the FSU mood tracker tonight. Some winners and some

losers in the transfer portal. And a big question from one of you about how we get some new rivalries

in this sport. You know, you're expanding here and you're contracting there. And we got this new

playoff. We've got this money pouring into the sport. You're going to give us some better games?

We're just going to still have Cupcake Week in the SEC? Like, what are we going to do here? Well, we try and bring you answers, and we will try and do it tonight. They're watching us in Lulu, Florida, Bethesda, Maryland, Omaha, Nebraska, Poplar, Bluff, Missouri. Thank you guys so much. I will have an update on the gas station recruiting war in due time.

At Lake Kickjosh, there is a metric ton of things going on. Missouri. Thank you guys so much. I will have an update on the gas station recruiting war in due

time. At Lake Kick Josh, there is a metric ton of things going on in this show and in my

personal life, and a lot of it is hidden in that Instagram story at Lake Kick Josh. Like, for instance,

do you realize the softball field got flooded the other day? When I say flooded, I mean,

we could have set sail at second base. It's entirely underwater. I've never seen it that way before. They told me the creek floods in Smyrna, Tennessee. But I had to see it for myself. And it is Sunday, and I'm already worried about next Friday's games. That's how bad the flooding is out there, not to mention we got some coming in this week. Why am I mentioning that? Well, I actually put video of it there yesterday, at late kick Josh. All right, let's dive into tonight's show. There was a lot of consternation amongst the staff. Where do we start tonight's show? It's one of those classic shows where we feel like we have about three or four A segments.

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