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You know what hurts me a lot is when you have a friend and then you have another friend and then those two friends are fighting because it's like they want you to choose a side. And even if they don't ask you to choose a side, you fear the inevitable is they're going to ask you to choose a side. And you know, that's kind of where we are, Jesse, with Sark and Joy McGuire right now, friends of the program, and I just hope they don't make us choose sides. What we are going to choose to do is talk about this little lone star spat. Could be the name of a future rivalry game. Sounds corporate enough. So we'll talk about that. We're jam-packed. We're high atop a pretty stormy downtown Nashville, Tennessee on this Sunday night. May 31st, the Year of Our Lord, 2026. We're kind of trying to walk a

tightrope as I vowed to you that I would walk in the Year of Our Lord, 2026, about not letting

the show slash my mood take a negative turn as it can do in May and June when there's no games happening

and we're after spring and we're before media days and everyone's just got to find something

to talk about so people stir things up. Couldn't be us. We just react to the stirring,

but we don't contribute to the stirring. So far we've done,

I think, a solid B-plus job of that this year, and I'm trying to maintain. So we're going to

talk about some conference superiority stuff tonight. We're going to have some bowl predictions

on the show. Somebody asked a question about Alabama's aura, and we will talk about that.

We got Steve Sarkeesian and Joy McGuire, sniping a little bit.

And as someone who has recently sat down with one and may just sit down with the other within the week,

I will comment on the goings-on out there in Texas, and I will, and I mean ever so briefly,

touch on this whole Senate bill. There are some things you need to know, and I will tell you.

They're watching us in Myra, Texas, Omaha, Nebraska, Bogota, Columbia checked in in the

live chat, and Slidell, Louisiana. Thank you so much. I say thank you every time, but it's not in the script. I mean it. Thank you. We get to do this year round. I'm not forced to talk Spurs Nix. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but we just get to talk college football year round, and that's all we do, because that's really what we're passionate about around here, it's because of you so just one small request if you're not already subscribed to the channel subscribe

to the channel because that is how we keep this show the way we want it by we i mean you and i

because if you're here i presume that you want college football year round as well big week

for the speaker series because Because there have been some allegations

thrown around about us in the past. You know, about whether G5 Josh is dead, Jesse. Some people think

G5 Josh is dead. And I've told you G5 Josh is not dead slash G6 Josh. But you know what? We'll find out

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