Tis I King Ezekiel, reaching out through that medium invisible to the first royal crier of the kingdom.

Go for K.R. 1.

I fear mine ears have not caught thine words royal crier.

Go for the first royal crier of the kingdom sire.

That's better.

Hark and listen well.

Proclaim this message or the lands.

Start the music, boys.

I, King is in. I King Ezekiel, along with my Lady Carol and Prince Henry invite one and all to the annual Kingdom

Festival. This year's festival shall be bigger and better than any

that have come before putting lesser gatherings to shame. Behold, a mighty exhibit featuring

wondrous technical achievements of our age

a bicycle-powered washing machine with stand-alone dryer.

Keep blowing Jerry these clothes are still damp.

She's sucking.

An ingenious implement of superior digging,

crafted by that famous Smith of hilltop,

fashioned from the head and handle of a shovel from the old world.

Thrill to the awesome majesty that is our super bus, like the God Janus, it looks both forwards and backwards for telling the

fate of us all.

Tell about the first.

The wench known as Prison Tat will be giving free tattoos to children with responsibly sourced 100% recycled needles.

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