Season 5 - Episode 8

Cornworld

Peters-Fox Ltd

Tv & Film, Lauriepeters, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2022

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Episode 8

Shalimar and Shakin' Stevens to one and all!

Shout out to all the Students out there in their pursuit of ‘truth’ and ‘education’ – top tip from me - keep your head out of the wacky baccy and get it into your books… …hold on to your Mortor boards as this weeks actioned packed show takes off.

Linda is here again – can’t get rid of her if I’m honest – and despite all the booze she seems to have ‘knocked back’ she still does a great job of reading our stack of your ‘spooky stories – from Ghost dogs, old ladies in nighties, ghostly perverts – yes - we’ve got a veritable smogersboard – or platter to those who prefer…

I share my own very spooky story about a lovely lass from Leeds and her box – and the secrets within it and another box popping up in Wales (we do seem to be ‘box heavy’ this week – but don’t worry as we’ve for lots lots more)

And to finish us all off - we’ve celeb ghost story from none other – than everyones favourite carrier bag model - Angelos Epithemiou and his own quest for the truth – and its 'out there' alright.

Remember send in your own spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com

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Written by and starring Alex Lowe

Big thanks to Dan Skinner, Katherine Boyle and Sally-Anne Hayward.

Produced by Laurie Peters at Peters-Fox

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0:00.0	Namaste and shake in Stevens to you all, Clinton, Solomon, nectarine, baptiste,
0:28.5	universal of the eternal pathway to Nevada and all the mysteries that lie in between, but maybe not
0:36.5	around Birmingham way so much now since they started that ridiculous U-led traffic system in
0:41.2	what I'm talking about. And before we start, I just wanted to address some of the students out there
0:48.4	who have contacted me. As the Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala once said, one child, one teacher,
0:57.0	one book and one pen can change the world, which my fucking school, that's all we had between 750
1:03.7	of us. So see, I get on with that love. As the American politician, Brigham Jung once said,
1:10.1	you educate a man, you educate man, you educate a woman, you educate a generation. And if you
1:18.5	educate any of the labs from my school, you'll be fucking lucky. And finally, as Tony Blair once said,
1:25.0	education, education, education, education. How many do I do that? Tony, I'm supposed to be three.
1:33.4	I have all the emails, all the time, from students wanting me to contribute to their studies
1:40.0	on the supernatural paranormal history. And my thoughts on, you know, often alternative lifestyles,
1:46.9	I get students asking me to, you know, come and give a talk in the college library,
1:50.9	student union, and occasionally to come and do some end-of-the-peer entertainment of
1:55.8	Freshers Week, putting people on there, sort of thing, and getting them to, you know, eat an onion or
2:01.0	pull their pants down, whatever they hear, they can come out, sort of thing. Now, that is beneath me.
2:06.8	That is Freshers Entertainment, David Lewis from Sheffield Hallum University. I am a leader,
2:13.0	right, in the field of parapsychological research. And while some students get it,
2:18.6	there are others who just want to, you know, write to me to take the piss, or in the case of
2:23.5	this email, frankly, make me rather nervous. This is KTR, I saw a lot where it's her email.
2:31.6	KTR, she's still at Cambridge University, very past, she's written and said,
2:37.6	Dear Mr. Baptiste, I am fascinated by you, and oddly attracted to your stage persona,
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