Season 5 - Episode 16

Cornworld

Peters-Fox Ltd

Tv & Film, Lauriepeters, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Episode 16. Some ghosts can be proper bastards

Namaste to each and everyone of you - I start this week with an ‘Early morning mither’ about Taruwak – well, you know what it’s like when you’re so close to someone – occasionally you just have to get it all off your chest so you can move on…

Well, we have Linda ‘I’ve been to Jazzercize‘ Pollack with me again – bringing her class and style to the show – but don’t be fooled that’s she’s one dimensional – she asks the questions we all want to ask, such as ‘is there BO in the celestial world?’

Liza Tarbuck calls in to share her deep connection with the spirit world – and shares with us her ‘I see cats’ activity and lots more spooky and spiritual stories.

Ruth Abbot is here in her Disco clothes – she doesn’t understand this is a podcast sadly so we can’t see her – well she has a job interview and is keen to tell us all about it and its with quite a surprising company (which is either a bloody miracle or highly unlikely)

And lots lots more….

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0:00.0	Hello, hello everyone. Right, before we start, I just want to say, look, it's early
0:25.2	morning and I just, I just want to share this with you before my spirit guide Tarwhack wakes up.
0:32.6	For those of you who don't know, it's my Grimlandic Inuit spirit guide, been with me for over 20 years,
0:37.7	you know. Anyway, don't say nothing, but he's drive me over bloody wall. I mean, I get it,
0:45.8	you know, it's sort of, yeah, all right, it's his job to offer me sage advice, but God, he's getting on my
0:51.2	nerves. Every barn in his life is on me case. Tarwhack say morning, bring purpose. Clinton must
0:58.7	adopt content in state of mind. Clinton must remain alert, like wild Icelandic Husky.
1:06.4	Things like Tarwhack say when Sunday send after midday, Clinton turn off loose women, take
1:12.9	hand out of tracksuit trousers, stop scratching his not and actually do something. Bloody cheek,
1:19.4	not your bloody business. Tarwhack say Clinton, fat bastard, get off sofa, make Tarwhack sound
1:25.7	with him. All right, we get the bloody pine. It's all very well, I've been a spirit guide in your
1:32.0	brain the whole time. God almighty. I mean, there is a reason I live on my own.
1:36.8	Tarwhack say Clinton eaten up or walk a sensation. I pay for the bloody walk a sensation.
1:43.6	Clinton put walkers sensations on shopping this with tea bags for when he go asda tomorrow after
1:49.4	sunrise. I mean, the other thing, there's nothing, there's nothing in this case, you know,
1:55.5	doesn't reckon he's an expert on, you want to hear him on anybody's subject, consider he's
2:00.1	over 400 years old. Oh, he's like Clinton may want to look at damp in spare room. Tarwhack suggests
2:07.2	it might be questionable, remove plaster and inject new damp proof course. Clinton get at least
2:12.4	two quotes. All right. He's like it false economy to go with bloke from pub who'd done that
2:18.8	building work for Clinton last time. All right, Tarwhack just saying that, oh, don't shoot messenger.
2:27.2	So watch this space. I'd like to ask him to, you know, vacate my frontal lobe. You know,
2:34.7	I'll give him a month's notice. I'm not going to be unfair. We'll just have to see. Anyway,
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