Season 5 - Episode 11

Cornworld

Peters-Fox Ltd

Tv & Film, Lauriepeters, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Episode 11 Keep Blackpool out of your ******* mouth

You cannot say we don’t offer you value for money with this line up

After an opening message to Mrs Shirley Bennet – which I hope we can all move on from the matter…we set off on our paranormal parade

She’s back again - Linda (I was disappointed with the big one) Pollack – is here to update us all on her trip to Blackpool – a favourite place of mine I want to add.

Prepare yourself as Ramone is here – and an update on our tour (ticket details below) – and with some more very curious requests on his ‘rider’ that I simply have to get on top of it before it gets really out of hand

A spooky story from about a pub visit to York – which begs the question ‘do ghosts send text messages?’ Remember send in your own spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com

Nick Beggs from Kajagoogoo – well he’s not been too shy as he called in with his (version of) scary story

The latest from the Y files – and some very exclusive insight from Kieron – who sounds very similar to @Epithemiou if I’m honest – and I’m still desperately want to make a deep connection with her – so any ideas how I get through to her – please let me know

And there’s so much more..

Remember send in your own spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com

CREDITS

Written by and starring Alex Lowe

Thanks to Big thanks to, Nick Beggs, Lewis MacLeod, Katherine Boyle and Dan Skinner

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Namaste, Clinton, Baptiste and thank you for joining us once again.
0:24.8	Now, before we start, I would like to apologise to Mrs Shirley Bennett, one of my neighbours,
0:33.1	for a personal comment on this podcast made two weeks ago by myself.
0:40.2	In episode seven, when discussing Crofts with Mrs Linda Pollock, my co-host,
0:46.2	the conversation extended to K9s, in general, whereupon I suggested that my neighbour
0:52.8	Shirley smelt like a dog. The producers and I are happy to clarify the comment,
1:00.5	and I would like to state that Shirley Bennett of number two, Balmoral Road,
1:07.5	Bolton, Lancashire, does not stink, and furthermore, any smell she does have is entirely human,
1:14.6	and not that of a K9, not that she stink smells in any way.
1:22.0	Furthermore, a suggestion made in the same episode that she has a wet nose and leaves her hair,
1:27.4	all over domestic sulfur, was merely a joke. It's what we call in show business, a classic
1:34.3	incongruous juxtaposition, where I had led listeners to believe I was talking about a dog Lucy,
1:40.6	and I was actually referring to Mrs Bennett, but purely for comic purposes.
1:47.4	I'm happy to say Shirley Bennett does not have a wet nose,
1:50.4	and as far as I myself and the producers at Concerned, has never left for
1:56.3	all matted faces on her sulfur. I'm glad to clear up this misunderstanding for Shirley,
2:02.8	and hopefully we can all move on from this unfortunate episode. Similarly,
2:08.2	in, well, in episode nine last week, I inferred that Shirley looked like a Norfolk
2:15.5	Terrier and jolt that the hairy face, I had witnessed, steaming up a kitchen window, was in fact
2:21.6	Shirley, and not her aforementioned pet dog Lucy. Whilst I feel that the humour was implicit in what
2:28.4	I was saying, I did not set out to insult Mrs Bennett, and I'm happy to acknowledge that she was
2:34.0	offended. Mrs Bennett's face is not covered in white hair, and I'm happy on the advice
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