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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:07.9	It's not real.
0:09.1	It can't hurt you.
0:10.5	And if you stop being scared of it, it might just fade away.
0:14.5	That's not just comforting advice.
0:16.8	It's a request.
0:17.7	But until you're ready to make that leap, here we are.
0:21.3	So sit back and enjoy the show. Hello for the Magic Tavern.
0:48.3	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
0:51.2	I'm your host, Arnold Neacamp.
0:52.6	If you've never listened to the podcast before,
0:54.7	this is everything you need to know. 10 years and 11 months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal
0:59.7	behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of food. Luckily, I'm still
1:04.9	getting a Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional rift, and I use that to record a podcast here
1:10.0	in our moving tavern, the wander
1:12.1	lost, traveling across to the magical land of foon, and I'm joined, as always, by my co-host,
1:18.6	jump the talking badger.
1:20.1	Hmm, bing bong, good, sir.
1:22.2	Bing bong to you as well, gentle badger?
1:25.4	Oh, thank you so much.
1:27.3	Ah, what day is today? Hmm. Excuse much. Ah, what day is today?
1:29.5	Hmm.
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