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0:00.0	Have you ever wondered why we call French fries French fries or why something is the greatest
0:04.8	thing since sliced bread? There are answers to those questions. Everything Everywhere Daily is a podcast
0:10.3	for curious people who want to learn more about the world around them. Every day you'll learn
0:14.8	something new about things you never knew you didn't know. Subjects include history, science, geography,
0:20.5	mathematics, and culture.
0:22.0	If you're a curious person and want to learn more about the world you live in, just subscribe
0:25.9	to everything everywhere daily wherever you cast your pod.
0:35.5	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:38.9	Now, for those of you in that portion of Earth that's freezing right now with no signs of change,
0:44.0	I brought a bit of advice.
0:45.7	Yes, you're trapped in a frozen hellscape, but there's no reason you can't josh it up.
0:50.3	The other night, I was feeling down from all this cold weather, and then I thought,
0:53.9	hey, framing device, make your own fun. So I raced outside, scrambled up a nearby fjord,
1:00.8	caused a towering crystalline fortress to burst from the ground, and for the coup de grace,
1:05.4	I crafted the most gorgeous flowing ball gown out of icy particles of water in the air.
1:11.3	I wasn't even going anywhere.
1:13.4	Literally an ice dress just to wear around the house.
1:16.4	Why not?
1:17.4	So, you know, do that.
1:19.6	And sit back and enjoy the show.
1:22.3	The show.
1:46.0	Music Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of food.
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