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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:07.4	But these shopping opportunities are...
0:09.7	Ooh, I just felt my last shred of integrity, cry out in terror, and die.
0:14.0	Well, that should make this easier.
0:15.6	If you're looking for a holiday gift for someone who likes hello from the magic tavern,
0:20.0	why not give them a magic tavern hat, shirt, or mug?
0:22.6	Or maybe you just want to present them with a physical reminder of the
0:25.6	entertainment choices they've made in life that can never be fully undone.
0:29.6	And, should they prefer the gift of more content, however difficult it may be for me to imagine such a person,
0:35.6	gift them a membership to our Patreon.
0:42.0	Picture the look on their face when they wake up on their chosen holiday, look under the tree and find nothing but the promise of content. Now that's a moment that'll have them
0:47.3	reevaluating their entire relationship with you. If any of this sounds like your jam,
0:52.3	links for merch and Patreon Give subscriptions in the show notes
0:56.1	Now, while we ponder the choices
0:58.3	before us and what kind of people
1:00.3	we've become, let's sit back
1:02.2	and enjoy the show.
1:05.9	Music Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:30.5	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your host, Arne Neacamp.
1:31.9	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:35.3	Over 10 and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
1:42.7	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional rift, and I use that to upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern, the ruffled feather, in McShingleshane Forest, on the outskirts of hogs' face in the magical land of foon. And I'm joined, as always, by my co-host, my good bud, he cousin chunt the talking badger charmed i'm sure thanks
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