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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 5, Ep 38 - Merzia Now (w/ Janet Varney)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The Red Queen Merzia returns to separate Arnie from his friends. Also, it’s Arnie’s birthday!


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

The Red Queen Merzia: Janet Varney

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai

Associate Producer: Anna Havermann

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Red Keener

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland


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Transcript

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0:00.0

The Grinch is back again to ruin your Christmas season with Tis the Grinch holiday podcast.

0:05.0

Listen as his celebrity guests try to persuade the Grinch that there's more to love about the holiday season.

0:09.9

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0:14.2

Grownups, enjoy bonus content of Tis the Grinch holiday podcast exclusively on Wondery Plus.

0:20.2

Each morning, it's a new opportunity, a chance to start fresh.

0:24.1

Up First from NPR makes each morning an opportunity to learn and to understand.

0:27.9

Choose to join the world every morning with Up First, a podcast that hands you everything going on across the globe and down the street, all in 15 minutes or less.

0:35.3

Start your day informed and anew with Up First by subscribing wherever you get your podcasts.

0:44.5

People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.

0:47.8

First of all, you did it.

0:50.2

You got through the air quotes holidays.

0:52.8

I don't care how many episodes of the new Matlock you had to watch,

0:55.9

or how many shapeless things you had to knit.

0:58.8

You did it.

0:59.9

And as a reward, I'm going to triple my efforts to bring this entire venture to a hasty conclusion.

1:05.9

We're talking full Deadwood.

1:07.8

But until that day, a quick reminder, there are still tickets available for the

1:12.1

upcoming live show at Club Fugazi in San Francisco on January 19th. My dear, next I'll find out

1:18.9

fantastic beasts, the crimes of Grindelval, DVDs aren't flying off the shelves. But this may

1:24.4

engorge your human enticement glands. I'm told the special guest for this episode is Richard Kind.

1:30.1

He made you laugh on curb your enthusiasm.

1:32.6

He made you cry as Bing Bong and Inside Out.

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