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Happy holidays to one and all from your favorite feed, Bootleg Craig's Pirate Patreon Radio.

Though they may be spoils I've plundered from under Arnie's nose, don't think they're about to go bad.

But if you want them super fresh, go to patreon.com slash magic tavern to learn about becoming a patron.

And speaking of patrons, it's none other than my former boss answering questions from patrons on Patreon.

Finally, so many secrets revealed.

Enjoy.

Okay. So many secrets revealed. Enjoy. People of Patreon.

Here is where I normally would say the following podcast is not real.

But for the purposes of getting through this,

let's all agree the following question and answer session is in fact real, if only so I may fulfill certain personal and legal obligations.

I would like to thank you for submitting all of your questions.

I will do my best to answer as many of them as I can,

minus the ones I don't want to. Finally, apologies in advance. If I do pronounce your name wrong,

please bear in mind, I'm not very invested in this. Now, scanning over your questions, there were certain repeat ones that I did see a lot of,

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