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0:00.0	Hi, it's me the OG Green Grump, the Grinch.
0:04.2	Listen as I launch a campaign against Christmas cheer,
0:07.4	grilling celebrity guests, like chestnuts on an open fire.
0:11.2	They'll try to get my heart to grow a few sizes,
0:13.3	but it's not going to work, honey.
0:14.9	Follow Tis the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wundry Act,
0:18.2	or wherever you get your podcasts. People of the Earth the following podcast is not real.
0:27.0	So the Burger King across the street shut down,
0:30.0	and this secret government facility dedicated to monitoring it was abandoned without me noticing.
0:35.8	Have I been alone here for months?
0:37.8	Maybe I do need to cultivate more of an interest in all the blurry ill-defined figures surrounding me. Speaking of connecting with other people, Yawn,
0:45.4	Hello from the Magic Tavern has two live shows coming up in early 2024.
0:50.3	The first is in Chicago on Thursday January 11th at 8 p.m. at Talia Hall.
0:56.0	The second is at the San Francisco Sketchfest on Saturday February 3rd at 3 p.m. at the Brava Theater with special guest Ron Funches. Tickets on
1:05.5	sale now for both shows and you can find links in the show notes. Now sit back
1:11.0	and enjoy the show. Hello. Hello for the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foon. I'm your
1:39.6	host Arnie Ekeamp, the greatest warrior in all of F food, and also the greatest lawyer in all of
1:44.2	food. If you've never listened the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:48.2	Eight and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago that I've just found out maybe
1:55.5	doesn't exist anymore into the magical fantastical land of Foon. Luckily, I'm still getting
2:00.9	a Wi-Fi signal. I thought from that Burger King through the
2:04.8	dimensional rift and I use that to upload a podcast recorded here in the
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