Patreon Unlock: Momentos, Oh Momentos!

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 11.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Antiquity experts appraise items both grotesque and divine. Sponsored by The Gelena Rubenstein Foundation and The Corporation for Public Spellcasting and Viewers Like You, Who We Really Don't Know; Our Main Donors Are A Terrifying, Faceless, All-Consuming Mass That We Must Appease, But Seem Mostly to Like Tote Bags.

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Credits

The Antiquarian, Boy, Svorn Gvornsnorn, and others: Chris Rathjen

Dripfang LeDesparé, Don Ogre, Harv Blarve, and others: Kevin Sciretta

John Ogre, Suzanne the Fairy, a Ladybug, and Sultanna from Pooters: Beth Melewski

Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi

Johnny Greenjeans: Adal Rifai

Narrator: Stephen Dranger

Producers: Matt Young

Associate Producer: Anna Havermann

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Tim Joyce

Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi, Kevin Sciretta and Chris Rathjen

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland

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0:00.0	Hi, it's me the O.G. Green Grum, the Grinch.
0:05.0	Listen as I launch a campaign against Christmas cheer, grilling celebrity guests, like chestnuts
0:10.4	on an open fire.
0:11.6	They'll try to get my heart to grow a few sizes,
0:13.8	but it's not gonna work, honey.
0:15.4	Follow Tis the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wundry Act,
0:18.6	or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey loyal listeners, it's the season of gratitude and you know what that means.
0:29.0	Time to say thanks to your pal bootleg Craig for sneaking another bonus episode into the main feed.
0:34.6	That's right, it's another edition of Bootleg Craig's Pirate Patreon Radio.
0:39.8	Did you know that you can go to Patreon.com slash Magic Tavern to become a supporter of the
0:43.8	podcast and get bonus content like this all the time.
0:47.6	Oh yeah, just imagine yourself listening to bonus episodes plus add free versions of the
0:51.4	main show while your loser family eats turkey and watches football.
0:55.6	More about the Patreon later on but for now sit back, relax and enjoy episode one of everyone's favorite
1:01.6	Funish antique show, Mementos, oh mementos, O-Mementos,
1:21.0	A show that throughout Foon you bring your most valued keepsakes, artifacts, and Chachkies for the review of our appraisal staff.
1:33.6	Many fortune have been made and many a heart's broken.
1:37.1	Will yours be the next to be declared a momento?
1:40.4	O momento?
1:41.4	Here now, our lead appraiser, drip-fang, Laid Espare.
1:47.0	Greetings everyone, and welcome to Memento-O-Memento, live from the Shrike Valley Pyckman's auxiliary hall. I'm here today
1:54.9	amongst really a fucking rabble just just shambling humanity with bags full of old shit from their barns, garages, basements,
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