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0:00.0	So you're saying the fate of reality depends on me reading credits for a podcast.
0:11.2	Exactly, but not as Tim Sniffen, but as the mysterious man.
0:17.0	That sounds like a lot.
0:18.8	Could I save reality by reading the credits for a different podcast?
0:23.2	There are no other podcasts.
0:25.2	Other podcasts are just an illusion.
0:27.1	Look, there's no time to explain it right now.
0:29.3	The episode has to start.
0:53.9	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:55.3	A weekly podcast from the magical land of food.
0:57.7	I'm your host, Darni Neekamp.
0:58.9	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:02.1	Seven and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago
1:06.3	into the magical, fantastical land of food.
1:08.7	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King, through the dimensional riff.
1:13.5	And I used that to upload a podcast, chronicling our quest currently, to find O-Talk Barley Foot,
1:20.5	to grant a crisp must wish for his daughter, Octavia Barley Foot.
1:24.7	Now, if you don't know who O-Talk Barley Foot is, this is everything you need to know.
1:28.3	About five and a half to six years ago, he left the town of Hogs face to find his daughter.
1:35.7	We don't really know what's happened to him since then.
1:37.9	And through no fault of our own, we haven't gone off to find him until now.
1:42.7	I am joined, as always, on this quest by my co-host, Chump the Talking Badger.
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