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0:00.0	Hey there everybody, this is Trisha.
0:08.2	It's been a little while, I hope you're doing well.
0:10.8	So I stopped by the secret underground government facility across the street from Burger King
0:15.4	to check in on the mysterious man.
0:17.4	You know, it's good to check in on your friends around the holidays, especially those that
0:21.5	are particularly isolated.
0:23.9	Although, are we friends?
0:26.8	It's so complicated.
0:28.5	We're in each other's lives.
0:29.5	Yeah, let's go with that.
0:31.3	We're in each other's lives.
0:32.6	Anyway, I just stopped by and the mysterious man is on the floor muttering to himself.
0:37.7	I'm unresponsive mumbling.
0:39.8	I've never seen him this incapacitated.
0:42.7	Not even the time I tried to kill him with all those lasers.
0:45.6	Wow, we do have a lot of history between us.
0:48.5	Maybe we are friends after all.
0:50.3	You pains me to have dialogues so generic.
0:54.0	When we work together in the space bunker, the mysterious man would always say two things.
0:58.5	Trisha don't go in the beige room and no matter what, the podcast must be in trod every
1:05.0	week, except for, you know, time off between seasons.
1:08.4	So what I'm saying is the podcast isn't real.
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